Offshore Toon

What the 'HOWS' ?? Surley thats not a stand-out problem?? An apostrophe can easily be drawn on anyway. Whilst you're at it, put a comma inbetween 'going' and 'Mike'.

Splash out (they don't make them anymore) on a 60GB.

How dare you waste my time like that?

"Very select" = Doesn't have many friends.

The only issue is that I'll want to run the club, as whoever does it will probably be an idiot.

I hope your named isn't in reference to Lil' Wayne.

BBC has Taylor instead of Enrique starting.

Glad I didn't go with this one. I tend to use Bet365 btw. BATE's early lead shows that they were better than the price would have you believe. Basel were shit, though.

Use Betfair.

BATE and Basel are good value tonight, as were Wolfsburg and FC Zurich yesterday, and Fiorentina on Tuesday.

Oh, it is.

Chicken Kiev sandwich.

ESPN is actually a quality channel to have. There's shitloads of football on there.

You might as well sleep outside.

Leon is just awesome. A brilliant first episode, but needs more Leon.

I went with Smith & Guthrie, but on his day Barton is easily our best midfielder. Some of his passes are simply sublime.

You're an idiot.

Legend tbh

It would be better for the future of the club to gain promotion.

Maybe it's because I'm drunk, but I had to stop reading this thread. I'm seriously struggling to hold back the tears. What a man.

Such a legend.

My favourite scene is when Slim Charles whacks Cheese. Fucking amazing.

Airport Mania is great fun.

He doesn't "deserve" anything.