Offshore Toon

Without Palacios Wigan would be relegation fodder, and they have Wenger to thank for that.

It says a lot that they'd mess you about in the first place.

Say what you want about Ashley, but had he not come in, we may have become the Fiorentina of England.

How much money have Ant and Dec got? Must be a fair amount?

Same old, same old?

Get your tits out you emo fucking whore.

My ITK is saying it's all been a ploy to get rid of Terry Mac. This guy predicted the draw with Man Utd and the signing of an Argentinian this summer, so he's reliable.

This is just cruel. I'm going to take my mind off this and if it happens it is fantastic news, but if it doesn't, as I'm forcing myself to expect, then no bother.

How will the negotiations go? Are we only going to get Beckham and Henry?

One of the few managers out there who would be acceptable. I can see a lot of problems, though.

It may just happen.

I thought he went to Flamengo or Fluminense or somewhere beginning with f, at least.

Riot tbh

It was for a good cause. The poor lad can't get any work at the moment. That goal will make him feel better.

We should be chasing Zico.

That just means the masses are betting on him, which proves absolutely nothing. It won't be Poyet. That would be a ridiculous move.

At leasht it ish not Shteve McLaren... I think.

6ft 2.

Little? I'm 18.

Unless FIFA implement some radical changes, this is just the beginning. I've been fed up with Newcastle for a long time. There's no good reason why somebody would put themselves through all of this when they have nothing to gain (nothing that matters, at least). Still, I can't shake this fucking club off me.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands! Then nobody clap. That'll fuck with their heads, for sure.

If simply can't be Wise.

I've prepared myself for this. Either that or it is yet to kick in. No point dwelling on this. Time to move on.

I am talking about KK, not the fans. Although listening to some Toon fans you would think they are the same entity. I was talking about KK, too. If you're allowed to pretend you know what he's thinking, so am I.

Ameobi is "not wanted". Xisco was not needed, but now that he's here he is a welcome addition. Get it right.