walkinthedog

evil bastards, drumming up cash by playing on emotions/fears. throw your phone into the sea, that'll teach the cunts.

haven't heard that for ages, absolutely pissed mesel laughing. obviously I get the meaning but does anyone know where this expression comes from?

I've often thought that, they might as well just photoshop it and say they've been to the fucking moon and back. a fucking disgrace tbh, borne of male insecurity. fucking disgusting.

Is your name Ted Crilly? 173697[/snapback] "Ted! it's a big pile of boxes in the middle of the road!" 173701[/snapback] You havent fucking lived till youve drove thorugh a pile of boxes man 173706[/snapback] The new paintball?

here it is.........

that's not a knife.....

awesome, works really well.

borderline alcoholic tbh

if you have the time, and tbh I doubt it, tell us all the stories about how thick, ignorant, repugnant and obnoxious most americans are.

Asked if he would ever go down on one knee again Sir Paul replied, she may be a media whore and Washington's best used bike but, please, call her Heather. I should go to bed really.

horribly impatient....generally too impatient/lazy to post on here....unlikely I'll finis

wowowow that is some wierd site. I cant stop looking at it on enorma 173091[/snapback] those tendrils.....freaky shit.

Carol did tell me - the last time I boned her - that she was a more than a little fed up with you doing that! 173054[/snapback] I might have been straining hard but I did hear her say that to you; ungrateful bitch tbh. those eggs don't grow on trees.

insane shit!

After peeling the wrapper, I insert them rectally so I can shit them out immediately thus avoiding tasting the horrendous innards. When I get the chance I like to plop them into Carol Vordermann's wanton mouth. too far?

I'd give her one in the eye

not sure if I should be sharing this but I like the new ones.

"I can eat fifty eggs" - Cool Hand Luke. Awesome film. Whilst fleeing possee and with nowhere to go but to leap into river far below in canyon.... Butch Cassidy: Then you jump first. Sundance Kid: No, I said. Butch Cassidy: What's the matter with you? Sundance Kid: I can't swim. Butch Cassidy: Why you crazy, the fall will probably kill you. that film full of classics;- clicky Withnail every second line is quotable; 'Right you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up' the dicks fucking asses so that pussies don't get full of shit from Team America is worth a mention.

they should be hung, drawn and photoshoped tbh

hear feckin hear

bit extreme to do that to a doctor isn't it, surely big brother would be harsh enough?

Stiff Bears? wtf?

always suspected he gained his insight via the miracle of time travel