McFaul

Building our squad with shite is not good business. We have Ameobi, Ranger, Lovenkrands, Best and Kuqi who are all equally as rubbish as each other. Adding another rubbish striker means nowt. 6 shite strikers dont make 1 good one. (I know Kuqi is leaving btw) All rare good points from J69, as is the Danny Graham one. He scores all different kinds of goals too, could be a hit in the Premiership.

If she had a better diet, didn't smoke, didn't drink White Lightening in Pennywell Park every weekend, wasn't mackem didn't live on 4 hours kip a night and didn't look like a charva, she'd probably have an outside chance of looking alright in about 5 or 6 years. . . and av seen bigger tits on a snake tbf . Seen bigger tits in my mirror, when there's just me there.

Cunts

Stevie reporting what the BBC said at 1pm.

If she had a better diet, didn't smoke, didn't drink White Lightening in Pennywell Park every weekend, wasn't mackem didn't live on 4 hours kip a night and didn't look like a charva, she'd probably have an outside chance of looking alright in about 5 or 6 years.

In all seriousness if we'd been a relatively stable club in the Premiership for the last 3 years having spent £70m on players, expecting to come top 10, absolutely delighted to come 1 point above a side who have endured their worst 3 years in two decades, who lost to the likes of Scunthorpe and Derby less than 18 months ago, I'd have to question my sanity. One fucking point and the best about it is, we've got better players than Sunderland. Been a great season for us, really, really good. Only Man Utd have scored more home goals. We've got more than world class sides like Chelsea, Arsenal and Man City, and if I had've choice between getting 46 or 47 points and I had to take 46 if it meant winning our derby 5-1, and it could've been 10, I think I'd have taken it. Fucking mackems You know how Newcastle-centric they are, if they got in the Champions League they'd be more bothered about goading us than actually celebrating it. I didn't even give Sunderland a second thought from 1990 to 1999.

She ends up getting married to some cunt else though.

Donno what BBC Radio Newcastle would have to gain by lying about it, do you?

All agreed according to sources close to Radio Newcastle. If it means we're not wasting £10m on Cole it might not be a bad thing.

Where did you hear this? a quick google news search and newsnow I can't find anything regarding the Bothroyd transfer. I don't think its such a bad signing on a free, as long as he isn't who we're expecting to lead the line next season, Kuqi is useless as expected and I don't think we'll see much more from Lovenkrands! Been all over Radio Newcastle, and sources in Wales too.

Look at like this. Is he better than any of Stoke's strikers?

Press conference tomorrow. Terms agreed, just medical to sort. This is Andy Carroll's replacement, he's scored 5 in his last 24 CCC games. My god.

4FS He's the international star.

Nen from the toon??!?!?! What a con. Might as well be known as mackem shore.

I'm reliably informed from someone who's been doing my head in about this for weeks, that some lass fae Boro pour hot dog brine over her body for no reason.

Ferry from Northern Spain to the south coast wouldn't effect them too much. That'd be the sensible option, rather than driving all the way from Spain to Calais or whatever. They could helicopter them? The ash is only up at 20000 feet.

Me: Hilariously according to CT and Tom....just as far wide of the mark

Been offered a ticket - Face value £125 some package and it's £300. Fuck that. I'm not paying £300. I obviously hope Man Utd win, Barcelona are too cocky, and I think it could be an all time classic with Man Utd winning 3-1.

Like who exactly?!?!? Even the managers are deluded. Seriously which SPL player would walk in our team, honest question? I like Izaguirre but he's not better than what we have, who else is there? Brown over Barton or Nolan, Samaras over Shola? Bizarre. It is shite and no one from the SPL could "walk" into NUFC. nd seeing as we think we are a bit crap that is a damning indictment of the state of the SPL. I agree. It's alright them saying about the wealth in the Premiership too, but what about leagues from similar sized countries. The likes of Ajax are no bigger financially yet are far superior.

Look at all these mackem voyeurs. 91 of them. We don't care that you came above us. We wanted 17th, we got 12th, took the piss out of West Ham, Villa, you inbreds, won at Arsenal, won at Chelsea, we're happy. We don't live in a city where you have to travel 12 mile for a good night out, where historically the most famous entertainment venue was the "Blue Monkey". You live to hate us, we are apathetic towards you, laugh at you, look down our nose at you in every single regard of life. You know this and that's another reason why you hate us. Half of you are ginger too.

Like who exactly?!?!? Even the managers are deluded. Seriously which SPL player would walk in our team, honest question? I like Izaguirre but he's not better than what we have, who else is there? Brown over Barton or Nolan, Samaras over Shola? Bizarre.

The transfer window is open now in effect.

A good read for a sad cunt like HF. The most startling thing from this is Villa - 82% of their income goes on wages. 50% is the safe barometer. Would be lovely if the yank got sick, they'd be in all sorts of trouble. http://swissramble.blogspot.com/2011/05/li...e-strategy.html

hahahahahaha If it comes to that to get the extra half pound off, I'll just get someone to hold a newspaper up.

I'll make the 14 10 weight by June 15th, as we agreed :-) I'll provide pictoral evidence from the weight room, and even a video off my phone to show am not cheating.