McFaul

Follow my two shites rule as defining whether or not you've been to a country.

Jens Lehmann Dani Alves John Terry Gerard Pique Mick-ea Grayuh Robert Pires Roy Keane Robbie Savage That scruffy mackem little bastard who plays for Ipswich what a rodent looking fuckin nob that kid is, forget his name Rivaldo Michael Owen ©

"ho ho ho"

you have to love him. I think to an extent he has a point which is why I want Barcelona to lose every game they play, but I don't think it's an orchestrated stance by any one organisation. Didn't barca have 70% of possession? 77% but still had about the same number of shots. It's not what you have it's what you do with it, you should know that by now, 31 years of age.

Yorkshire cunt.

you have to love him. I think to an extent he has a point which is why I want Barcelona to lose every game they play, but I don't think it's an orchestrated stance by any one organisation.

What a load of pish this is. Republic of England in my life time, or so I hope. Isegrim is more English than the Royal Family, Kraut lineage the husbands half Greek/half Dane, and now these kraut offspring and a lass with 100% mackem blood. Thanks for the day off and that like, but I refuse to buy a paper tomorrow, or even put the telly on.

If you were to draw up a cunts eleven in world football, Dani Alves would be the first name down on my sheet. The irony of him gesticulating that di Maria had dived unbelievable, horrible little cheating cunt, like the majority of the Barcelona players. I can't see it but I hope Man Utd absolutely hump them at Wembley, it's one game as a neutral I would absolutely love a ticket for. May 28th on a Saturday night, it'll be some occasion.

There's a reason why 1 in 10 share your view. You're wrong. Ronaldo was absolutely shite tonight, he's still the better player in my opinion however, and who am I to disagree with SAF. Messi is the younger persons icon, I mean fuckin hell a kid like yourself, you weren't even born when Maradona was nearly retired. I can't compare Messi to Maradonna simply because I've only seen highlights of the latter's play. However, it's perfectly reasonable for me to state that Messi is by far the better player than Ronaldo. Ronaldo is a show pony; capable of sublime skills and goals, but he only ever plays for himself. If things don't go his way like what happened tonight, then that's that as far as he's concerned. Messi started off slowly but when Barca called for him he came up big and gave them two vital goals. He's perfected the art of threading a pass through to just beat the offside trap; so rarely does it not come off in a scoring chance. The only advantage Ronaldo has over Messi is that he can head the ball wonderfully, whereas Messi can't (which is hardly surprising given that Messi's game doesn't rely on it at all and he's a midget). Has SAF ever managed Messi btw? No it's not, there's very little in it, I think Ronaldo is stronger, much better in the air, but as Ferguson said last night there's not a great deal in it, but on this occasion I'll bow to the superior knowledge of a Berkshire teenager. Ronaldo was shite last night by the way, as Messi has been plenty times. There's a stat that show Messi has scored one goal in about 12 games against Man Utd, Chelsea or Liverpool, says a lot imo.

Look at it above. I hope there was plenty Kleenex around last night for you. As I wrote before the game on Twitter, he just needs to scratch his arse and the commentators are all "oh look at that from Messi", it's a good goal, watch it again, it's a contender for goal of the week, but only an idiot could say that's even in the same league as Maradona's goal against England. Absolutely woeful defending for that goal last night, but Messi exploited it, fair play, decent goal, and that's the end. Connor Wickham scored a goal 10 times better than that, three weeks ago, and very little is said, so get yourself cleaned up and take it for what it was.

The phrase "doilum" was made for a bloke like nufcfans. Embarrasses me that with his 4000 followers he's the voice of NUFC fans as it were.

Some daftee on 5 live saying he was gifted space cos real had 10 men. As if real had been bombing forward and leaving gaps. He just tore them up. Ronaldo....didn't. he is just an absolutely magnificent footballer. That 2nd goal tonight eclipsed the Maradona goal against England, on that occasion a couple of our players could have kicked him and stopped him, but nobody got near him when he scored that goal tonight. Breathtaking stuff. You must be having a laugh All he does is change direction twice running on to a nicely laid of pass, he just had more momentum than the defenders that was all it was, and it wouldn't have happened 11 v 11, plus shite defending. You think he'd run past Man Utd defenders like that? I've seen better goals in the football league last weekend than that goal. Decent enough goal but it wasn't even on the map with Beardsley's against Villa, never mind Maradona's. When he wins a World Cup on his own he'll be able to be spoken about in the same breath as Maradona, just now he's mainly a player younger fans will class as the greatest ever, when all he is the latest thing, same as Rivaldo was. Doesn't matter what Messi does he will never be as good as Ronaldo, or Maradona in my opinion. howay Stevie............George Best was a magnificent player, but never even played in the World Cup. Messi might never win the world Cup but that doesn't mean he can't be the equal of Maradona given time, as Maradona is possibly the greatest player I've seen although how you or I or anybody else can say with conviction he is better than Johan Cryuff who also didn't win the World Cup is only opinion. These players are the greatest players of their time, just like Messi is now in the current game. Edit and in my opinion, Zidane [for instance] was never as good as Cryuff, Maradona, Best and is certainly now bettered by Messi - but this is just opinion. Messi is a decent dribbler, his goal tonight though watch it again I don't want to sound like Alan Hansen, but it's fucking shocking defending, all this bollocks about, there's nothing they can do, not one tackle, see if Makelele was in there he'd have been cleaned out straight away and as if he'd run past Vidic and Ferdinand like that. It's a canny goal, but fucking I'm embarrassed for the Real defence so poor is this goal. See impressionable people today, they see an arsehole like Andy Townsend say "that goww is aaandefendabuww" and they take it as given that he's not talking shite because they can't form opinions themselves. It's an alright goal but lets get some perspective here.

Exactly, herein lies the problem. Nostalgia interrupts debate and a conclusion cannot be reached. (However I am in the Fat Ronaldo camp) I meant the fat Ronaldo. There's nothing nostalgic about it. The fact remains he scores nearly a goal a game, and Cristiano Ronaldo matches him, in a league where the gulf between the top two and the rest of the league is 20 to 30 points a season. When fat Ronaldo and Zidane played in it there was little gulf between the two of them and the likes of Valencia and Deportivo, who both won La Liga in the last 10 years. It's become like the SPL, where Marco Negri scored 25 in 18 games one season. Get Messi in to the Premiership where more than ever any team can beat any other team you'd see how good he is. He's going to be in the top 10 or 15 players of all time, I don't dispute that, but largely he was mediocre in the world cup, the greatest stage of all, if he conquers that, or goes to a club like Napoli and single handedly wins 2 titles on his own, then you could start classing him in Maradona's league. One thing I can say with certainty, he will never have the charisma of Maradona.

There's a reason why 1 in 10 share your view. You're wrong. Ronaldo was absolutely shite tonight, he's still the better player in my opinion however, and who am I to disagree with SAF. Messi is the younger persons icon, I mean fuckin hell a kid like yourself, you weren't even born when Maradona was nearly retired.

Some daftee on 5 live saying he was gifted space cos real had 10 men. As if real had been bombing forward and leaving gaps. He just tore them up. Ronaldo....didn't. he is just an absolutely magnificent footballer. That 2nd goal tonight eclipsed the Maradona goal against England, on that occasion a couple of our players could have kicked him and stopped him, but nobody got near him when he scored that goal tonight. Breathtaking stuff. You must be having a laugh All he does is change direction twice running on to a nicely laid of pass, he just had more momentum than the defenders that was all it was, and it wouldn't have happened 11 v 11, plus shite defending. You think he'd run past Man Utd defenders like that? I've seen better goals in the football league last weekend than that goal. Decent enough goal but it wasn't even on the map with Beardsley's against Villa, never mind Maradona's. When he wins a World Cup on his own he'll be able to be spoken about in the same breath as Maradona, just now he's mainly a player younger fans will class as the greatest ever, when all he is the latest thing, same as Rivaldo was. Doesn't matter what Messi does he will never be as good as Ronaldo, or Maradona in my opinion.

Share price for Volvic up 1% in the last five minutes. Buy, buy, buy.

I agree and have a few theories about it. I just think Welsh people have such little identity, and what identity they do have is ridiculed, that they feel they have to make the biggest noise to get noticed. They're right to be fair. What doesn't help their cause is their attitude towards the English, they'd be third world without us, perhaps fourth world. They wouldn't be able to feed themselves, what else is there in Wales apart from coal? You really are a Geordie Scouser sometimes. Wales does have a strong sense of identity, but unlike Scotland it is more about art and language than politics, but then you'd probably not know that reading Viz in your holiday home up Jimmy Nail's arse. If it came to some sort of war, Wales would do a fair amount of damage considering its size-a lot of England's water supply comes from Wales. And it tends to be west and north Wales that get funny about the English. Define geordie scouser. As for Wales having identity, you know your country has fuck all identity when Aled Jones is one of the ten most recognisable people. What identity? A language 70,000 speak, that's less than turn out at Old Trafford every week, a few castles (built by the English), a dead coal industry, and fat ginger cunts at the rugby singing land of their fatha's. That's identity?!?!?!? They have 1% of the identity Scots or Irish have. As for South Wales people not having chips on their shoulders about the English, you have never been to Swansea or Cardiff then.

I always took you as being multi-faceted, can ye not dee both at the same time like? I know you're right I didn't plan this week well at all, still I shouldn't moan, I started in March and they're still giving me the standard annual 25 days hols, 20 days at me last company. Just people in the sun having fun, and I'm fucking being patronised by wanky air con engineers in Preston!

I just think he would have more to say for himself on here if he had, I sense things about people. I've told him what to do i.e. click the countries and he lists them. He's an annoying cunt. (shrugs) Spent a lot of time working overseas - you get a lot of holiday and you can stop off on the way back lots of friends who live in places like Australia so cheap to visit you can fly to OZ for £ 699 return these days - that's not much more than the full fare Aberdeen - London return TBH RTW tickets a few times lots of s*** holes with work - passed up a few as well (CAR, Libya, Transdiniestra.........) adds up over time I have no idea why the BBC don't devote a whole series to the life and times of Rob W to be quite frank with you.

Feel agitated today. Finding it hard to work because all the lazy bastard bosses I need to speak to around the country seem to have fucked off on holiday. A few people are getting on my tits as well, at my work as well as other pish. Need a drink.

I just think he would have more to say for himself on here if he had, I sense things about people. I've told him what to do i.e. click the countries and he lists them. He's an annoying cunt.

If I listed them you wouldn't believe me so why should I waste my time?? You don't list them you just click them. Besides I am one person, someone else might believe your lies.

Do you believe it was an accident?

84/85 tbh