McFaul

Owen is from Chester mate the border line England/Wales just like Newcastle is to Scotland. I know what your talking about however if I didn't have virgin I would be watching BBC1 wales for fuck sake. I bet you cunts can get BBC 1 Scotland Scotland is 64 miles away you scouse cunt, you can see Wales from that pathetic restaurant tower in your scruffy shithole city it's that close.

Owen's too lazy and bland to have an affair. I've heard Robbie Keane's name mentioned.

Just caal me Robert Capa

Depends what you want it for. If you just want an occasional road/cycle path ride then you could get a decent hardtail off ebay for £300-400. If you want to go offroad I wouldn't spend less than £600. Getting a Halfords £99 job is false economy - won't last 5 minutes. I just want one so I can go on bike rides to Carlisle, Rothbury and Bamburgh that will support a 15st frame.

Did Fat Sam praise the atmosphere, or was he a prick?

That Hernandez is a good player mind, he's only slight but he narf pushed the centre halfs around. Tiote seems to play class against all the big teams which is good in some ways but draws even more attention to himself, I'd be amazed if he's still here in August, today's prices we should hold out for £20m imo.

How much is a decent mountain bike these days? Any suggestions?

See Balotelli walked out of the casino and gave a bamp £1000. Good lad.

That reminded me of someone

Aye worked hard but the lack of quality was so evident. Alex I would've put everything in my pocket on you scoring that header he just needed to hit the target imo.

Only Nolan missing surely? Without going all CT I'm sure we could have "easily" finished 6th or 7th if we had any sembance of a strikeforce - maybe even if we'd just kept Carroll. Only Nolan missing? Shola wasn't fit, Ben Arfa would've played, and another striker like Best in front of Lovenkrands and we would've done something last night. We were blunt up front, says it all that Lovenkrands was 10/1 for first goal.

what was that? Even looking at this on youtube it makes me smile, it's absolutely mint

I think Man Utd were shite, the Giggs and Rooney chances aside we were comfortable. All this good result bollocks, if we had our full team I'd have been gutted by the result. Nice atmosphere in SJP really enjoyed it, and the Level 7 piss take of Man City's goal celebration looked absolutely fuckin MINT! It really looked class.

Aye what aboot it like?

I'm no fan of Neil Lennon but the shit he's gone through over the last decade because of his roots and religion is absolutely disgraceful. Waiting for Kevin to pop along with some insightful comment... He doesn't help himself though Craig. Paddy McCourt plays for Northern Ireland as a catholic from Derry he gets nee stick. MON was the same, a to be fair MON used to go on about his Republican beliefs more than Lennon ever did. Lennon has always been a little arrogant cunt, and that exasperates the problem, and I say that as someone who thinks both sides are mugs.

Michael Owen is a tampon, is a tampon. Michael Owen is a tampon, is a tampon. He's in for a week, out for a month. Michael Owen, your a fucking tampon! what tune

Some good Owen songs knocking about: Owen, he wanks his horse you know, he wanks his horse you know - some kid Oh Owen is a wanker, he wears a wankers hat, we said we'll pay 100 grand he said am having that, all he cares abouts his horses,he's always at Haydock, and after 4 years at the toon he was a greedy cock!! - me He'll shoot, he'll miss, he took the fucking piss Micky O Micky O - Peasepud anymore....

2-1 win for the toon. Remember what I said about the Sunderland game ( 6-1 ) if the crowd get pissed before the game we'll win. The atmosphere can always swing this type of game. We need Barton to step up, and Guthrie to do a line or something before the game, that extra confidence would do him the world of good, cos that's probably his biggest failing imo. Worth remembering, Man Utd have failed to win 11 of 16 aways, so it's far from an impossible task this the neet, they don't have Ronaldo anymore.

As I recall from links posted on N-O at the time, the Coventry fans were cock a hoop they got 6m for him ("stupid Geordies, can you buy my car etc). They thought they'd sold us a duffer. As it turns out Strachan was playing him out of position (as you say). I wonder how they feel about it now. I was over the moon when we signed Craig Bellamy, I always thought he was a top player when he played through the middle, he played alongside Hartson [i think] for Coventry a few times, but when he played against us, he played wide left, clearly out of position, and got the bird. This was a time when Gordon Strachan was perceived to be a promising up and coming manager though. He played wide more than he played through the middle for Coventry. He was actually hated by their fans.

Racists as well?!?!?!? They haven't got much going for them down there. See the pics Chez put up, I can remember similar scenes to that as a bairn, maybe not that many but a lot. There's more people just in that pic than Boro get at home.

Fuck them, why do you care about them, win for us no cunt else. If he scores tonight, it's cos of me, I've told him to shoot, and I bet he has at least one shot.

I'm not trawling this thread but I'm sure I'd have mentioned my main ones. One good one I don't think I've mentioned though was I once had a shite in Neil McDonalds bog, must've been 87 or 88 on Halloweens.

Aye it was when I was on Friends Like These and won the holiday to Thailand. I said everyone put a pic of yourself up from 10 years ago, but everyone must've been spotty meffs cos only two did. I look like a boy there, and I was like 22, look about 5 years younger than my age, and I delude myself that, that continues to this day. Is it on youtube? I donno to be honest. Well am not searching through every episode, be funny if it was though. Well is every episode on there like???? We're the only geordies who have ever been on. Was February 2000. The day we got back in the UK we beat Sheff Wed 2-0 at Hillsborough.

Aye it was when I was on Friends Like These and won the holiday to Thailand. I said everyone put a pic of yourself up from 10 years ago, but everyone must've been spotty meffs cos only two did. I look like a boy there, and I was like 22, look about 5 years younger than my age, and I delude myself that, that continues to this day. Is it on youtube? I donno to be honest.