McFaul

As I mentioned a while ago, it's a regular scene for him to walk of the diamond up in Pont, like the Hunchback of Notredam, he's a plonky, but....I'm hearing his job is safe.

Aye it was when I was on Friends Like These and won the holiday to Thailand. I said everyone put a pic of yourself up from 10 years ago, but everyone must've been spotty meffs cos only two did. I look like a boy there, and I was like 22, look about 5 years younger than my age, and I delude myself that, that continues to this day.

? I hope I got this reference. You did. It would work even better if we could get someone with abrasions on their face walking round South Shields backstreets, with the song on over the top.

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Careful, you're starting to sound like a scouser there Stevie, with that sense of self-importance about your home city To be fair to you, the only thing from Sunderland I can think of is Steve Cram, Boro is ICI and Hartlepool have Jeff Stelling, my dad and the monkey. I'm 100 times worse, but I don't care, and the difference between me and them is I'm from a city where there's something genuine to be proud of.

That's exactly what he is. Internet is full of absolute wronguns, and the more people you piss off the more stalkers you end up with, and the truth is I never intentionally try to cause offence.

It's in the Daily Mail IT MUST BE WRONG, IT'S RACIST AND EVIL!!!!!

It doesn't matter where you're from in the North East everyone who isn't from Newcastle wishes they were, everyone who doesn't have a Newcastle accent wishes they did have (even mackems) and everything important in the NE revolves around Newcastle - fact! Nailed on fact even, privately people would admit that, publically they won't.

aye all that's there would be the Sunlun Echoooaaaah and Miles Starforth of the Shields Gazzette. Martin O'Neill WOULD take the Sunderland position imo.

Designed by Pauly D: Who's Pauly D? We don't know many yanks in this country, just people like Mel Gibson, and Emma Thompson but they aren't even yank. Last week some yank connected to Liverpool said they'd be using Lebran Jameson as a marketing tool cos he's the most recognisable person in world sport, I'd less than one percent of the British population had heard of him let alone knew what he looked like.

Probably the first time I've said this to you, and more than likely the last. That's spot on pal.

Whitley Bay is far superior imo, better people too. You know that pub where the shooting was The Briardene, that estate there, my mates nana used to live there, and in the summer as kids we'd have a little holiday down there, was like being in a top class resort in them days. Spanish City, the Leisure Pool with the waves, the beach, the golf pitch and put, the Corkscrew, Tim's chippy, it was class, far, far, far better than South Shields.

Just reminded me of a kid I know (friend of a friend really) working for South Tyneside Council (funnily enough) who was lucky enough to hit a carrier bag filled with dog shit whilst using and industrial strimmer. It was up his nose and everywhere apparently. Best part is that he got the metro home from work. That's rank! That's one of the worst/best stories I've heard poor fella

Aye I'll have a pint with the cunt. I should wear a there's only one United t shirt.

1. SJP 2. Bamburgh Castle 3. Hardrians Wall. 4. Durham castle/cathedral (Heresy maybe) 5....40? (not a rebuttal - just a prompt for a few suggestions) You're taking the piss? There are literally 20 better places to go in the City of Newcastle alone, and I'd much rather spend time places like Hexham, Corbridge or anywhere in the Tyne Valley than shitey South Shields. I feel dirty when I'm there.

I'll copy and paste them on here. @dannysimpson12 yes I do, and that's not right neither, it's a bone of contention with older Newcastle fans in the 90's I remember the game 2:51 PM Apr 17th via web from England, United Kingdom in reply to dannysimpson12 @dannysimpson12 that decided the title we lost 0-1 Cantona scored and Sky billed it as Newcastle v UNITED it pissed a lot of people off and 2:52 PM Apr 17th via web from England, United Kingdom in reply to dannysimpson12 @dannysimpson12 older toon fans still refer to us as United. You're a good player and I think you're not at your peak yet, I just wanted to 2:53 PM Apr 17th via web from England, United Kingdom in reply to dannysimpson12 @dannysimpson12 explain this to you, I'm far from alone from feeling like this as you are probably aware by the tweets you're getting 2:53 PM Apr 17th via web from England, United Kingdom in reply to dannysimpson12 @dannysimpson12 we're not Wigan, but listen I've put my point across you can call them what u like but if offends some, play well on Tuesday 2:54 PM Apr 17th via web from England, United Kingdom in reply to dannysimpson12 @dannysimpson12 and I'll pipe down 2:54 PM Apr 17th via web from England, United Kingdom in reply to dannysimpson12 Then he invited me for a pint if we win tomorrow.

In fact I'd honestly put Seaburn above South Shields, not much in it like, but both grim grotty places no one who's normal would ever want to spend time in.

Aye and did you read my replies which got 80 retweets?

:icon_lol: :rolleyes: :icon_lol: Yee should be on stage yee CT. South fuckin Shields you wouldn't put in the top 40 NE destinations.

Could have tilted your camera a tad to the right And im not doubting the view of bamburgh castle, but again I was talking about the "seafront" package. :icon_lol: The best thing about it is a view of OUR side of the water. Class.

I'm sure everyone on here fails to understand the appeal but ST council played an absolute blinder when they came up with the "Cookson Country" shit - other places should probably follow that model if they can. Even Cookson was ashamed of South Tyneside most of her stories were about Wallsend and places like that. 15 Street comes to mind.

I may have questioned whether hed remember which dressing room to use and then called him a dick. Possibly, maybe. Here ye are, this mug....