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On the other hand they sacked Hughton who was performing above expectations, replaced him with someone that's performed no better, sold our best player, got into a slagging match with Shearer, failed to sell ANY of the advertising space they claim to just be showcasing with Sports Drect, moved thousands of fans who didn't want to move, jeopardised the atmosphere in the ground going forward, screwed up the renewals process so badly no-one even has a clue if they've received our applications or not and announced massive losses in their accounts. Is my glass half empty? Yes Oh dear. Not one other phrase for it. Put yourself in the position of someone who goes to games and has done for years, then read his post again. My glass is 19/20ths empty because I've thrown it in the face of anyone who has ANYTHING positive to say about Ashley.

They get a lot of stick, but WELL DONE TOON OLD BILL. I was worried this could be our very own geordie Maddie. Thank fuck it's not, her mam must've thought she'd won the lottery, with the amount of wronguns knocking about. Well done the OB

Is that the Aldi version of a Rampant Rabbit in the background?

The Boardroom - Unclassified No Grade given due to gross misbehaviour The Manager - up to December B+ - after December C The Team - B- The Media - C+ Outlook - E

Simple Sima is a lass, she has about three annoying pals who tweets utter pish every three minutes. I can't work out if Simple Sima has the worst case of orange tan obsession going on or if she's black. DSima, is this Sima.

Is it the cunts birthder? All the best Sima, good lookin kid to say you're from Jarrow imo.

Too much FM2011 for you Danny boy me thinks. I mean who the fuck has seen Philip Wollscheid, not yee thats for certain.

HT Schalke 0 Man Utd 0, and the only fair comparison I can make in the gulf in everything would be Lennox Lewis fighting Magma. It's a massacre, this keeper Neuer, its like Schmeichel against the toon in 96. Completely absorbing game, realistically Manchester United should be 0-6 up.

Birmingham City 85/86

How??!?!?! What do they do apart from take. Fucking krauts anyway, if you look back far enough. What contribution do they make? Opening an old peoples home in Grimsby?!?! The most notable thing the royals contribute is the Queens speech at Christmas, and it's clearly written by cunts from the BBC and "aides". Get them out. Republic of England is the future. All these mugs saying they're a tourist attraction you're telling me if there was no Royals, yanks and others would just think "fuck that then". This kid though, never has the word doilum been more appropriately used other than when Danny B started editing Newcastle wikipedia pages. Racist cunt. What ye on aboot ya daft cunt?

How??!?!?! What do they do apart from take. Fucking krauts anyway, if you look back far enough. What contribution do they make? Opening an old peoples home in Grimsby?!?! The most notable thing the royals contribute is the Queens speech at Christmas, and it's clearly written by cunts from the BBC and "aides". Get them out. Republic of England is the future. All these mugs saying they're a tourist attraction you're telling me if there was no Royals, yanks and others would just think "fuck that then". This kid though, never has the word doilum been more appropriately used other than when Danny B started editing Newcastle wikipedia pages.

If Enrique goes, I really don't think a speculative approach for van Aanholt would be such a bad thing. In midfield, I'd definitely add a schemer, we're so weak there we've ended up with Guthrie playing a lot lately. I personally believe Charlie Adam would be available for 6s if Blackpool go down. I still think we need a winger. Gutierrez has been better lately but he's still not class. We could do with someone who could play on both sides, I personally believe SWP would be a canny little signing for us, and also Seb Larsson on a free would give us additional depth. When you look at the SPL where we could literally sign anyone, there's not one player who I'd really want here. Scott Brown gets a mention but he's unproven at a high level. Up front, there's not much about is there? That Sow at Lille would come, but I know fuck all about him, and Gervinho is overrated in my opinion. Bellamy I'd sign without a doubt, same with Crouch give him regular games and he'll score, we'll go for neither in my opinion and get someone wank like Carlton Cole or Odemwinge (he wont score 15 every season he's pish). I reckon we could get Huntelaar for 15s as well, when Schalke go out of Europe next week they've got no Europe next season, why would he want to stay if a similar sized Premiership club wanted him? 26 goals in 42 international appearances, no brain imo.

Off the fucking radar?!?! You Polish mug, we're not fuckin Legia Auchwitz or some Polish fuckin non-entity. If I was Holloway, I'd laugh at those suggestions let alone, the third best supported club in the worlds greatest league. Ban I think.

Do you want nobhead WUMs on this board admin? Things going downhill on here to be honest big time.

I hope you're taking the piss?

I agree and have a few theories about it. I just think Welsh people have such little identity, and what identity they do have is ridiculed, that they feel they have to make the biggest noise to get noticed. They're right to be fair. What doesn't help their cause is their attitude towards the English, they'd be third world without us, perhaps fourth world. They wouldn't be able to feed themselves, what else is there in Wales apart from coal?

Sad story in many ways, but STILL he has to be FULL of self glorification. A story about your fatha's dementia, and he still has to promote himself. If you asked 100 football fans around the country if they thought Robbie Savage was hard not one would say yes. All this I'm a nice guy, I'm interesting, I'm unique, I'm talented, let other people say it, don't say it yourself you nobhead, let other people say it. On the bright side at least his fatha won't be able to remember what a prick the son is.

You think?!?!? You asked her if she managed to get Gadd's autograph?

"Who put the ball in the Munichs net, Who put the ball in the Munichs net, Who put the ball in the Munichs net, Yaya Yaya Toure" Given that show I watched before that was screened last night, how grim and graphic it was, to a national audience, they are probably the biggest scum bags outside of L4, in England.

Fucking mint mood, I've had two months where everything has been amazing and not one thing has went wrong. I don't think I've had an argument with anyone this year! Wish I'd taken Tues, Weds and Thurs off though.

See this is the downside of giving up smoking - bang on 16st, that's up 10lbs from a couple of month ago. Heaviest I've been is just under 17 a few years ago, but gonna live in the gym now. Me appetites come back with a vengeance, but fuck it I look healthy, if a bit overweight, back doon to 15 and that'll dee.

I've not been on here over the bank holiday apart from the odd glance of peoples post. One thing I can say with absolute certainty is though, I'm fuckin sick of this cunt already. If he's Polish I'm Ugandan, well I look like one today, but that's the crack. I bet his IP isn't Poland.

I think he was struck by some rotten luck, however that was in addition to some shocking decisions. The main piece of bad luck was Shearer's injury, but he still ruined everything. I agree with Holden McGroin, I'd go as far to say this about Dalglish, he did more damage to Newcastle, than Souness, Ashley and Allardyce put together. His reign was a catastrophe, and it took us years to recover from his mis-management and poor decision making. Absolutely spot on, all of that. He ruined us and then had the cheek to fuck us over for compensation. What do you make of this dippers comparison between Keegan and Dalglish

I think he was struck by some rotten luck, however that was in addition to some shocking decisions. The main piece of bad luck was Shearer's injury, but he still ruined everything. I agree with Holden McGroin, I'd go as far to say this about Dalglish, he did more damage to Newcastle, than Souness, Ashley and Allardyce put together. His reign was a catastrophe, and it took us years to recover from his mis-management and poor decision making. On the plus side, he did sign Given, Speed and Solano. Other than that, his reign was pretty horrible. His negative tone with the media also helped result in us going from one of the most popular sides under KK, to almost universally disliked in the press. The facts are in the league we scored 66 (1996) 73 (1997) then Dalglish's first season in charge (35). Was horrible to see him dismantling the club before our very eyes. I knew it would happen as well. 2nd, 2nd, 13th. We might never have recovered from him without a top man like SBR. For every Given there were 4 Perez's, for every Speed 4 Des Hamilton's, for every Nobby 4 Ian Rush's. Joke manager.

I think he was struck by some rotten luck, however that was in addition to some shocking decisions. The main piece of bad luck was Shearer's injury, but he still ruined everything. I agree with Holden McGroin, I'd go as far to say this about Dalglish, he did more damage to Newcastle, than Souness, Ashley and Allardyce put together. His reign was a catastrophe, and it took us years to recover from his mis-management and poor decision making.