McFaul

It's mad when you see a world map, you look at America, and think aye all the same wank accent, fat doilums, then you consider, Bostone to Myami is like the distance from John O'Groats to Gibraltar.

1 in 10 share my view, in fact can't remember anyone on here agreeing with me, but I'm right anyway, and SAF agrees...

I'm amazed by how many people have been to Belgium. I've been twice and other than Antwerp and Liege, it's like one big Huddersfield, well the south is anyway. I had good reasons for being there at least!

Most will have been to less than that. "Spain, Greece, Turkey" and that's it. My mates fatha has been abroad every year for 35 years, you'd think fuck me he could give Alan Whicker a run for his money, but no, 35 times he's been to Benidorm, "cos the beers cheap". I have travelled through a couple of countries in Europe but didn't add them, still wouldn't have made much of a difference. It sounds stupid but it's only until I did that I realised just how much I haven't seen, only been to Europe and America! Passing through counts, or I'd have to have Switzerland off, I've had two shites on Swiss soil so that counts as far as I'm concerned.

Most will have been to less than that. "Spain, Greece, Turkey" and that's it. My mates fatha has been abroad every year for 35 years, you'd think fuck me he could give Alan Whicker a run for his money, but no, 35 times he's been to Benidorm, "cos the beers cheap".

My aim is in 3 years time to say I've been to five continents. I'll cover one off this year, cos going to NZ and stop in Aus two nights. Then Vegas, and River v Boca that would leave me just Africa to do. I've been to most of western Europe - Scandanavia.

Sorry I just did that for comic effect.

Howay then you OC. Lets see your lies. I just know this is going to be like a Plymouth Argyle strip once he's finished. Bluffing meff. Me anyway.....canny little app this. 7% eh. http://www.travbuddy.com/widget_map_confirm.php?id=6207845 Edit Who the fucks Thomo? That's not my map. I wouldn't dare go to Malta for one. Edit again re-done it.

Isn't that because they're never on sale this early? It's great to here loads of people are renewing though. The 10 year deal is a very good offer and I suppose the club need to be given credit for that. They're absolute cunts I must stress that, but the £100 season ticket for bairns would not have happened in the past.

Shola didnt make his debut till 2000

Easy Mark McGhee Aye it's the one I thought of straight away. Jimmy Lawrence will be another like Shola will be added to the list in 2020 nee doubt about it

Easy Mark McGhee

I telt yiz I remember LM and about ten others arguing with me that there'd be 40,000 there next season, and I said if our average was under 49,000 NEXT season I'd eat my cock. I knew for a fact there'd be more next season.

Been in touch with Esland, I think he's gonna let me come down and choose our seats. [/good lad]

On the other hand they sacked Hughton who was performing above expectations, replaced him with someone that's performed no better, sold our best player, got into a slagging match with Shearer, failed to sell ANY of the advertising space they claim to just be showcasing with Sports Drect, moved thousands of fans who didn't want to move, jeopardised the atmosphere in the ground going forward, screwed up the renewals process so badly no-one even has a clue if they've received our applications or not and announced massive losses in their accounts. Is my glass half empty? Yes Oh dear. Not one other phrase for it. Put yourself in the position of someone who goes to games and has done for years, then read his post again. My glass is 19/20ths empty because I've thrown it in the face of anyone who has ANYTHING positive to say about Ashley.

They get a lot of stick, but WELL DONE TOON OLD BILL. I was worried this could be our very own geordie Maddie. Thank fuck it's not, her mam must've thought she'd won the lottery, with the amount of wronguns knocking about. Well done the OB

Is that the Aldi version of a Rampant Rabbit in the background?

The Boardroom - Unclassified No Grade given due to gross misbehaviour The Manager - up to December B+ - after December C The Team - B- The Media - C+ Outlook - E

Simple Sima is a lass, she has about three annoying pals who tweets utter pish every three minutes. I can't work out if Simple Sima has the worst case of orange tan obsession going on or if she's black. DSima, is this Sima.

Is it the cunts birthder? All the best Sima, good lookin kid to say you're from Jarrow imo.

Too much FM2011 for you Danny boy me thinks. I mean who the fuck has seen Philip Wollscheid, not yee thats for certain.

HT Schalke 0 Man Utd 0, and the only fair comparison I can make in the gulf in everything would be Lennox Lewis fighting Magma. It's a massacre, this keeper Neuer, its like Schmeichel against the toon in 96. Completely absorbing game, realistically Manchester United should be 0-6 up.

Birmingham City 85/86

How??!?!?! What do they do apart from take. Fucking krauts anyway, if you look back far enough. What contribution do they make? Opening an old peoples home in Grimsby?!?! The most notable thing the royals contribute is the Queens speech at Christmas, and it's clearly written by cunts from the BBC and "aides". Get them out. Republic of England is the future. All these mugs saying they're a tourist attraction you're telling me if there was no Royals, yanks and others would just think "fuck that then". This kid though, never has the word doilum been more appropriately used other than when Danny B started editing Newcastle wikipedia pages. Racist cunt. What ye on aboot ya daft cunt?

How??!?!?! What do they do apart from take. Fucking krauts anyway, if you look back far enough. What contribution do they make? Opening an old peoples home in Grimsby?!?! The most notable thing the royals contribute is the Queens speech at Christmas, and it's clearly written by cunts from the BBC and "aides". Get them out. Republic of England is the future. All these mugs saying they're a tourist attraction you're telling me if there was no Royals, yanks and others would just think "fuck that then". This kid though, never has the word doilum been more appropriately used other than when Danny B started editing Newcastle wikipedia pages.