McFaul

So deciding not to go is a categorical adult decision. In terms of going to games I don't care who owns us, I'm over the moon to see Newcastle United win a throw in, let alone anything else. When there was a boycot in 1991, I was there when we got 10,004 against Oxford, it wasn't McKeag's club then, and it's not Ashley's now, they're just custodians who's time will come and go. Fuck them.

I do know one thing, Leazes will rightly be smug today.

Exactly.

I'll never stop going, if I do he's won in my eyes.

:lol: mint So good shamelessly stolen by me on twitter. Wonder what the Ashley arselickers think about this. Such a shit appointment we're 12/1 from 20/1 to be relegated today.

I can picture 16, Swedish midfielder, can I fuck remember his name.

Marlon King

He's black and raped someone, I can't remember his name, he scored against us on loan for Hull.

She didn't call me ugly. Tbf you couldn't even see my face and it would be ridiculous to say that, especially with a head like hers. She did however say I had a small nob Apparently my wallett was my nob. What a hound.

"However, to some Geordie punters cheap ticket deals, which should be applauded, suggest that they are struggling to convince some people that SJP is still where the magic happens." Where the fucking magic happens It's the sort of thing Randy Watson who sung "Sexual Chocolate" from Coming to America might say describing his sex life. Been said a thousand times, but a parody journalist. So bad he's funny, and if it is self mocking it might just keep him in his job.

Done a canny bit lately, belta route for any enthusiasts, lush on a nice day. Newcastle-Wylam-Ovingham-Stocksfield-Hindley-Ebchester-Blaydon-Toon. Probably 45 miles. Some amazing country pubs on the way you don't even realise that are there. The Consett-Blaydon cycle path is the best I've ever been on, absolutely beautiful. Nearly all down hill coming back, tree lined, probs about 12 miles. Absolutely glorious. Even a bookies en route in Rowlands Gill if you fancy a bet coming back.

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I got 8 too. Gazza is the boro one for definite. Four of them have toon connections.

A lot of my mates are unreliable twats these days, some have retired full stop, but I've got at least 3 years left. We've talking about getting a team at the pitz again, what sort of level would you say you are?

Fuck it, I'll tell the tale but don't think badly of me. I was young and extremely daft. One of my pals was in a band, and was playing at The Rock Garden Cafe in London, so loads of us got the bus down, probably 40 people on the bus to watch him. The RGC has like a night club bit. What worked out nicely was, I had a ticket for Chelsea away so the bus got there at 2pm, and I had an hour to get to Stamford Bridge. We lost the game 1-0 but were mint, SBR first away game as manager. Anyway, met back up with the lads and lasses about 8pm in the RGC when the gig was about to start. Was mortal by this stage, anyway got to 10 gig finished and the place opened up to like a club style place. A good number of us were discussing the fact we wanted to some charlie, so fuckin muggins here agrees to leave the club and go looking for charlie on the streets around Covent Garden. I was so drunk I was asking every black bloke around. Anyway I gets surrounded by 10 dodgy looking black blokes, beside the cash point, so I freaked out, one of them went "you're scarin 'in man", so I found a gap and I was away. So I asked this older fella again he was black, he said he couldn't get me any charlie, but he had a crack pipe and if I gave him a 5a I could have a few blasts. This seems like a horrific tale looking back, but you have to remember I was 21, a lunatic, and gagging for some class A's, plus I was mortal. Anyway, I had a few blasts of the crack, fuck me I know this is the trampiest story ever, but I've done loads of drugs, that was the best high ever. I got back to the club and instead of coming down after 15 mins, I was still pretty high when we got back on the bus at 2am to gan yem. Anyway, it was the first and last time but fuck me what a hit, trampiest thing I've ever done, and I could've got meself killed quite easily asking rogues for charlie then settling for crack.

I've done something even more stupid than my last story tbh, so stupid if I told the tale my screen name would automatically be changed to stupid. Only Chez and one or two others could relate to it.

When I was 7 I went on holiday with me parents and sister to Paphos. We made loads of pals my age to her age 16 at the time, and this one night we were all round the arcade games by the pool. This Lebonese kid about 11 or 12 was making a din behind us fully clothed so I pushed him in the pool. "I keel you, I keel you, I keel you...." Anyway the older lads stopped him from battering me, but he came back the next morning with a knife, I ran like fuck, luckily me fatha was there, and this little cunt stabbed me dad in the arm, wasn't a deep cut, but eventually the Cypriot OB got involved. Thank fuck that was their last day on the holiday looking back, fuckin mental those Arabs.

While I respect you as a reasonably knowledgeable older toon fan, it's ridiculous saying the clubs all time leading scorer, who turned down the biggest club in the world to come home, isn't a hero.

10 out of 10 and that's straight up. The Maracana was the only doubtful one, and that's cos it's just been done and I've never seen the Nissan Stadium. You scored 10 out of a possible 10 You're either very clever or very lucky. Or spend a lot of time on Google maps Read the full article at: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/quiz/2013/may/29/football-quiz-name-stadiums-aerial-view#ixzz2Uht307uH

I was at that game, it was a quality game all the goals were in the first half though and I think the mackem one was even more exciting. The best English game any of us have ever seen was the first Liverpool 4 Newcastle 3, it's boring saying it but it was. Other than the toon games, I think Blue Dippers 4 Wall Pushers 4 was a fantastic advert for English football, some brilliant goals by Beardsley and Barnes too. The best English international in our lifetimes in terms of wanting England to do well was either Holland 4-1 or Germany 5-1, but as an actual game with two sides playing brilliantly, I'd have to say England 3 Argentina 2 in 2005 was the most enthralling well balanced international game I can remember. Amazing for a friendly.

Pope you doilum.

Toon v Leicester in 1990 best I've ever seen, 4-2 doon with 10 minutes to go and we won 5-4.

Had the bike in town yesterday via the coast and Consett, had a look at both protests, fuck me what a set of mongs. The EDL one fuck me, absolute low life people, you shouldn't judge people on looks but the average person there was Yorkshire 19st bald and poorly dressed. this was the anti facist one, 300 police separated them from the EDL who were in the Bigg Market. Some bloke was shouting here's all the fucking traitors offering people on for fights till the OB told him to pipe down. This was the EDL one, state of the cunts man, from all over the country as well. No pic I've ever taken has made me laugh more, like a modern day fat Sid the Sexist, even had the accompanying tab in mouth.

Some have 110,000. It's not hard to tweet 50 times a day, especially when there's so many mugs about.