Woodgate27

I'm quite happy being Australian

Exercise. If you exercise daily you have better sleep.

at the the people trying to make a profit on ebay? What's the point? The launch was shit here too apparantly. At $1000, oh sorry, $999.95, a pop it is no surprise. And no TV's given away Sony have really dropped the ball this time around tbh.

Imagine if it did happen in football though. Mourinho or Ferguson being found murdered after a match. Madness! No more madness that it happening in Cricket though tbf No, I agree with you. I'm just struggling to get my head round it in general and was trying to imagine it happening in football... That Colombian Escobar. Same sort of thing really. It would not surprise me at all if Woolmer was killed over match fixing or allegations in the book he was writing.

It doesn't rain enough here to even consider taking an umbrella anywhere, let alone on a night out.

I went to Adelaide recently, it wasn't as bad as it was in past experiences. I'd rate Sydney as worse.

Suffolk... eek.

What's this all about then?

You mean we actually lost today? Fucking hell we were in an unlosable position.... Cricket has become infinately more interesting to me now that we're shit.

That happens here too, and I can't stand it. Don't fucking abuse me when I'm doing the right thing by using the road space and merging, instead of queuing for half an hour like a retarded sheep. Morons.

You fucking twatish bastard!

Fluke tbh

Web-doc tbh.

Too many fucking downloaders.

As far as I know green shit means the food went pretty much straight through the digestive system, so dodgy food would do it. Though from experience you don't need to have a stomach ache to have a green dump. A "green shit" is also known as an Irishman...

I know you didn't mate, nice one anyway. Gilchrist doing a Hanse Cronje then? You know, that's a reasonable question to ponder... Tbh that ball was brilliant and it would have got the vast majority of batsmen out. England are still shit mind

I didn't just start this thread to gloat about the fact England are shit. England were about 8/1 to win tonight so I put $30 on. Nice little collect. Also, Newcastle knocked Sydney out of A-League contention. It's been a good night

This has something to with the full moon or the Aussies drinking Sydney water.

I once won a massive pot with 72o with a full house, since then it has been my sentimental favourite hand.... Which has cost me money

Actually I've supported Collingwood FC since I was a baby, and they also wear black & white stripes. So not all foreign fans are inferior

at least we didn't get humiliated like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqFM6HC3tZM Thanks, if I ever get the chance to kick his head in I can use that as evidence of provocation.

Can't understand what he's doing in dreary London when he could be in wonderful Australia. (tbh I'd like to spend a few years in Europe myself)

Well that explains why Botany Bay is a shithole.

Bucks party! You crazee ozzies. I'm working like a bastard today, 8 'til 6, just to let you slackers know. I'm quite looking forward to it, it's my first buck's party, so it better be bloody insane. Unfortunately my brother is the best man and he's organising it, and Mr Personality he is not...

I bet some fuckers proper spinning in his grave after that one I just realised that Captain Cook was either a smoggie or mackem, can't remember which, so that kind of taints it all.