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I'll be at a house party, went into Melbourne city centre last year and had no fun at all (which had alot to do with heat, humidity and 500,000 people). Getting drunk at a party is the way to go.

If two people have a full house it's the highest three of a kind that wins yes? My brother had Kings full of aces and I had aces full of threes. I'm absolutely convinced I won with that hand but the bastard doesn't trust me.... can't blame him tbh

It's a nice, comfortable 21 degrees right now. At 9pm

1. I'm about to have veal and mashed potatoes for dinner. 2. I'm slightly inebriated from the cricket today. 3. I'm practically broke after blowing alot of money playing poker. 4. I'm not very good at poker these days. 5. I need a visit from Mrs Palmer.

Teeheehee. Happy Chirstmas By the way, you poms like the MCG? Fantastic, isn't it?

Rumours and innuendo abound! You're right, she is an honourable girl, a great lass really. Somewhat weird, but entertaining nonetheless. So where is she?

I was driving right past the MCG, listening to the radio, just when Warne bowled Strauss. I was very tempted to stop the car there and then, and run into the stadium to celebrate.

Don't blame her then. The poor girl

Seeing this thread reminds me of Lou. Anyone know what has happened to her? She and Steve are the only two toontastic-ers I've met, is it a coincidence they've both disappeared?

"Tell Tintin I've just fucked his dog" ;)

Hasn't been the greatest year personally but there's something that happened that will mean I always look back on 2006 with great fondness: Australia at the World Cup. Oh yeah, and travelling around Japan was great too.

And it shows that West Ham and Villa fans are desperate for these... things. I voted for Bristol City, just because I could.

Your best player is South African, etc.

I think it's more of a case of if someone is about as good as you or even slightly less talented, but comes from New South Wales, then it's "thanks a lot, bye". For instance, the only reason Stuart McGill (who is shit, incidently) was considered a replacement for Shane Warne was because he was from NSW. Brad Hodge has been the best batsman at state level for years but has barely had a chance in the Test team. Why? He's Victorian. Although will Merv Hughes on the selection panel the bias may shift slightly in the future.

Here's a video from the end of the match. Absolutely unreal.

Melbourne have now won the league with four matches to spare but to truly crowned champions we have to win the stupid playoffs which we're bound to fuck up. The atmosphere tonight was incredible. As good as you'd get anywhere in the world.

6'1'' Perfect.

Looks like England are going to meekly hand us back the Ashes. Make it a challenge, please.

They do say smoking can cause impotence. Viagra prescribed to combat this side-affect tbh.

To be honest I wouldn't mind England winning this match, it would give the boxing day test some meaning. And it would mean I'm there when we win back the ashes.

I blame the poms.

Toonraider, obviously woman! The question starts: But no-one is going to spend another hour kissing passionately after they have finally got you "fully buffed" are they? So because im finally naked i get no sensual kissing? How old are you sammy by the way? kissing is part of the whole thing, it doesnt stop just because everything else is on view! No kissing, no sex, end of. Dammit, I have no mouth. Mouthist.

Season 2013/14

I'm not fussed really. Whenever I find myself in such a situation I thank my lucky stars! I had a girlfriend that had absolutely zero sensitivity in the breast area, but go down south for one second and OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHHH.

Tbf he is 40. When I'm 40 I think I'll be sitting on my fat arse in front of the TV with a slab of VB watching some 40 year old has-been make a tool of himself.