Woodgate27

You gave the world Australia. Thank you

I've got a bucks party tomorrow night so I'm taking it easy tonight. Gotta be in tip top shape.

Mine was alright, at the time I thought nothing could be better but years later I wouldn't rank that particular copulation very highly in comparison.

I've been in open water on pretty much every coastline on this continent and I've never had a shark encounter. I'd be more worried about big fat bogan women. Or spiders. But mainly big fat bogan women.

I thought it was a good match, though I went to bed at 4-0 in the 5th. It was 2am local time. Can't believe they were playing tennis at 2am. I went to see Murray play Andy Roddick at Kooyong (which is literally across the road) and thought he played well but was just unable to break him. Same story against Nadal, he had his chances but couldn't take them. To be fair, he was playing Nadal and he played out of his skin, I think in the near future he will be British, not Scottish

I'm quite happy with that fact as it means Hewitt didn't make the last 16.

Loser's limp?

Meat Loaf - Paradise by the Dashboard Light

I don't think I'd ever feel the same if a 14 year old shoved something up my arse.... Nurse or not.

I tore my medial ligament a couple of months ago. It fucking hurt. But I'm tough and accepted it. What I couldn't accept was the physio shaving my leg to put the tape on it. Felt like a puff. The hair has grown back now, thankfully.

Lesser of two evils tbh. Can't stand the scousers winning anything. The collective bandwagon masturbation is endless.

I feel vindicated about Dyer. Very happy that he's repaying my faith in him.

Check this out

There is a satrical political show here where one of the panelists decided to reply and went on and on about his undying love for the 'princess' who sent the spam. It's amazing how long the two strung each other along.

Tbf that's exactly what you poms did 18 months ago. I think it's a matter of winning back the Ashes and righting the wrongs of 2005. And going about it in an emphatic way. By the way, there were far too many mackem shirts in the various crowds for my liking.

Looks like the porn fiend type tbh.

5-0

Average tbh....

Rubba-lipped Rot Sloth

Maybe SMO has been had by the queen. I hear she has quite a sense of humour.

Thats exactly why I don't watch matches like that in the pub, I'd end up chinning some fucker. You'd be doing the world a service tbh. Solano man of the match for mine. Completly blanketed Bitchy Little Whore Ronaldo.

David Edgar, SUPERSTAR

0-4 tbh. Bitch Ronaldo to score a hatrick and Fletcher to get the other. Martins and Dyer to suffer seasoon ending injuries. Yes, I'm very confident.

Yup, though I got my full house on the flop, unbelievably. Then it was 5 and K on the river, at which point the poor bastard went all in and I duly obliged.

Thanks, now I feel less guilty from cleaning him up. He was absolutely filthy about it ... as anyone would be with a hand like the one he had.