Jill

Awful, awful news this. And very sobering to think he was the same age as me.

Doofer / Zapper / Remote

V was a bit good like. The lineup was poor IMO but the banter was spot on, had a great time. Wish I was off to Leeds as well as the lineup there is much better but £££ weren't permitting...

Great move for him in a season where he's not likely to get much of a look in.

Bit hit and miss for me in recent series. The first 3 I really enjoyed, since then it's nowhere near as funny.

Great read that. He's clearly got an air of positivity and confidence in his methods and knows exactly what he wants and how to get it, which is precisely what we need.

A nice refreshing change.

Happy birthday Jon

Happy Birthday

As my mam is in a wheelchair I'd do what I could to protect her and myself as otherwise we'd be a bit screwed. I don't keep anything that could remotely be described as a 'weapon' handy but I'm fairly certain that if the need arose I could grab whatever was around me to try and scare a burglar off. Not sure anyone in their right mind would flinch at the sight of me wielding a random object though.

Thought it was average at best. Not a huge Simpsons fan but there were some funny moments. Everyone else seemed to laugh hysterically at things that weren't the slightest bit funny though and it was far too predictable.

Happy birthday chuck

I just came in here to say "fuck all" too. Sorry Mr. Face. Wasn't going to say owt, but everyone should count what blessings they have. I know this is meant to be a positive thread but my brothers 29 year old partner passed away today. 4 months after the birth of their son. Totally gutted. The Happy Face is stuggling to stay that way. She had a serious Brain tumour last year, beat it, had the most gorgeous bairn and then succumbed to bowel cancer. 29 is no age. That's horrific, really sorry to hear it.

Just bought tickets for this. I'm sitting in the Gallowgate for a change, instead of my normal seat. Looking forward to it.

Ugh, this week needs to be over. Far too much work has been done. Still for once Friday afternoon isn't looking too hideous, got my 2 cans of red bull in to get me through.

I'd sub him at half time, because this is NUFC and you know if he continues playing like this he will get injured 2nd half!!! Haha I was just going to say that. It'll blatantly happen. Seriously speaking, this is a positive start for Luque.. long may it continue. Apparently Geremi has looked good too.

I heard that Dyer was on the team bus on his mobile to his agent immediately after the Carlisle game. My source is the brother of a chef who heard it from one of the new dietician types. Apparently the same day he also lost a massive bet on the golf or something and he was in the process of trying to put another bet on to win the money back when the bus driver moved the bus forward a bit to get the rest of the team and he lost the signal on his phone. Bound to be a sack of shit all round, but I giggled..

Aye, it's a bit weird this smart card malarky. Still I got that little exciting feeling when I saw the big brown envelope as I opened the door. I'm missing the first home game which is a shame but I'll send an 'agent' to see how it pans out and judge how early I need to turn up for the next game. Bit of a pisser that you can only use certain turnstyles, though it has given me 4 or 5 ones I can use. It's also knocked certain people off my 'lend ticket to' list because they can't be trusted..

Jeff Beck Mick Fleetwood Luis Garcia Kevin Nolan Micah Richards And the American actor Kyle Searles was born on the same date and year as me.. he played Dawson in the tv show that the real Dawson made about his life in the last episodes.. wow.

Hmm, nothing stands out. In career terms work is going pretty well and I've got a decent opportunity to show what I can do this week as my supervisor is away and no one thought to actually train her cover on the new (and ridiculously complicated) system we have.. therefore I literally have to do everything.. of course the obvious downside is it's shitloads of extra work. Though I'll have a fair bit of overtime.

I put a few things in one a while ago when someone from work had been to Milan and for some unknown and unguessable reason she decided to bring me some sort of headscarf thing. I was going to ditch it at a charity shop but she bloody visits most of them so I waited for an obscure charity I'd never heard of to lob one of the bags through the door, put a couple of other things in it as well just to pad it out a bit. I'm still expecting karma to come round and bite me in the arse though as she'll no doubt find out I ditched it.

Real first name: Jill Nickname: Haven't really got one Age: 22 Occupation: Trainee Legal Executive Location: Newcastle Language(s) spoken? English, basic German Avatar - why? Sexy!! Previous avatar? Loads, mostly either cartoony ones or Gary Speed Tell us when you first joined the boards? Gawd, years ago. Probably 2001/2002 Board highlights? Some of the banter back in the day was classic, "Medina Can You Handle It?" Board lowlights? None that stick out, the general quiet phases aren't brilliant What would you be doing if you weren't doing your current job? Hopefully something a little more interesting Pets? None I play a bit like.... Marcelino.. in that I don't play. Football heroes? Beardsley Football villains? Man U .. in general Best advice given? Not really big on advice! Ideal partner? Gary Speed Ideal dinner date? see above Ideal meal? I'm a big fan of pasta dishes Can you cook? Not brilliantly but I can survive and get a fairly balanced diet Current wheels? The Metro Biggest influence? My own mind TV programmes? Casualty, Home & Away, CSI, most comedies Burger and chips or fish and chips? Preferably neither as I'm not keen on chips - probably burger Chinese or indian? What do you order? Beef chow mein / chicken tikka masala - I like both but probably prefer indian Favourite tunes? Familiar 48 - The Question, Rush - Time Stand Still Abi Titmuss or Jodi Marsh? Neither. George Clooney or Bradley Pitt? Neither, they're both overrated Favourite film? The Goonies If I won a million pounds.... I'd be a wee bit richer than I am now Age first drunk alcohol? Not counting sips of my dad's beer when I was a bairn, 14 ish, can't recall the exact occasion, I think it was one of those shitty alcopops. Ever suspended/expelled from school? Why? No, well behaved. Favourite insult? Go on then.. Fuck off. Not a lot of people know that.........? Dunno sorry! Most you've ever spent on an item of clothes? £100-200 on a few things How many pairs of shoes do you own? 7 I'm obsessed with..... water! In 5 years time, I hope to be.... Better and happier than I am now.

Bit boring tbh.

I got it to work straight away and it freaked me out but then I couldn't do it again for ages..