Radgina

quoted for truth

a p birthday munchkin

that's bad luck not really, didn't have to buy her a drink on the second date and it turned out she has a horrible fanny.

Poor you, having to work till 3! from 6.45 a.m. tho !!!

coming from the King of the "cyberslackers" that's funny

fuck off all of you...I am at work till 3.00 ....after that I will ..however..be getting pished

Well my colleagues and I had never heard it, and we're all older than you ffs!!!!!!!! Anyway, shouldn't you be in the pub or summat??? nope ...saving myself for tommorrow.....( and I don't get laid till then either !!) Thats how I just read that first time ..... hoi...stop editing my posts mr

Tight bastard, a bottle of Cristal costs about double that, if he had any style he would have been drinking that! Saying that Mark and his mates were probably on Kaliber so they saved him a packet. The Ronny Gill has the black bloke down as his "minder", bit racialist if you ask me. They were drinking Cristal, fucking vile apparently I'm more amazed at the fact they had Cristal in Blu Bambu to flog in the 1st place !!!

Well my colleagues and I had never heard it, and we're all older than you ffs!!!!!!!! Anyway, shouldn't you be in the pub or summat??? nope ...saving myself for tommorrow.....( and I don't get paid till then either !!)

old one Snakey...

The cat's become electrically charged off all the static from the fluff, hair and general detritus tbh.

...just...why ??

that's bad luck

he has now !!

Sunburn is pretty bad to be honest, went to the Carnival and the Fishy Bonce is Belisha'd once more Half my left arm is burnt to hell and the rest of me is just glowing nicely I've just remembered that you sent me a random pic of your burnt arm at the weekend. I may have been drunk at the time... you mentioned something about being at a stately home and having a "splendid" time Yup, that sounds suspiciously like my weekend! what were you doing in a stately home Cath ??

That sentence is a grammatical disaster so's your face No, my face is purdy yeah, Joe Purdy! I'm surprised you can remember what my face looks like actually. You're normally staring at my boobs That's what I heard !!

Sky Sports were saying it was a normal challenge and were confused as to how he got injured. guessing this is probably the challenge in question then: Unlikely seeing as the other lad's wearing a Wigan shirt. What a moron!

This is for all those who appreciate the being brought up in the Gateshead and all the amazing sights and experiences that went with it. You know you were brought up in Gateshead if.... You had a pair of Eclipse jeans from Geordie Jeans. You remember being able to go to the top of monument. You remember when the Quayside was horrible. You remember taking the piss out of your mates if they were wearing dodgy gear with the line “Did you get that down the Quay”. You were born in QE hospital. You remember when you could go on a ride at the Moor for 50p. You were excited about the Moor. You remember when a guy was able to sell 5 lighters for a pound outside Eldon Square. You crowded round your mates Chronicle ‘Gutted’ when Andy Cole was sold to Man United. You remember when Charva’s where called Trevor’s and Sharon’s. You used to pray to god your Mother would not be spotted with a Netto bag. You used to go on family days out to Saltwell Park – Big fucking deal! Going to pets corner was like going on a safari. You started drinking in pubs at 15, you never looked back. You went down the coast everyday in the summer holidays. You used to jump off the shit excuse for a pier at Cullercoats. You remember when hopping the Metro was easy. You remember when the High Level bridge was unwrapped. You remember when St James was a total shit hole. You had a pair of British Knights or LA Gear. You went through a strage period of calling your Mam, Ma & your Dad, Da!?! You remember when there was not a Gregg's on every fucking street. You don't call old eldon square, old eldon square. You call it Hippy Green. Your family use to think you were gay because you went to Rockshotts. You don't remember what was there, before The Centre of Life. You KNOW stotties are the best bread in the word. You know the Grove is not in Byker. You fake laugh when Southerners say "Spuggie Man!" thinking they are being original. You lined the streets when Newcastle LOST the FA Cup finals. You go away for a while and when you cross over the Tyne and see the Tyne bridge you feel all nostalgic. You understand words like Shan, Lajful, Raji and Doylem. You worked at or knew someone that worked at either The Inland Revenue in Longbenton,National Rail Enquiries or Orange at the Silverlink. You won't travel on the dodgy Metro line. Wallsend, Meadow Well, Percy Main. You heard rumours about someone going down the Tornado at wet and wild head first. You went round the Lazy River at wet and wild and your inflatable ring got carried outside in the middle of fucking winter. You remember when Charva's had sensible names like Micky, Wayne or Nicola. Not Mason, Shania or Keegan. Going to Fenwicks and not going to the third floor, was like going to a Chinese and ordering an omlette. You know the Metro Centre is NOT a tourist attraction ENGLISH TOURISTS: THE METRO CENTRE HAS THE SAME SHOPS AS YOUR OWN INDOOR SHOPPING CENTRES AND THE SAME SHOPS AS YOUR HIGH STREET. You don't give a flying fuck about that Multi Story Carpark that was in 'Get Carter'. Knock the bastard down it's and eyesore. No-one even parks there!?!?! You have driven past the Civic Centre on a Saturday and the women of your family have gone. ' There's a wedding on'. Followed by 'Ah! thats nice'.......the blokes don't give a shit. you are a bairn.not a child You went down Saltwell Park to get conkers, but some one had beaten you too it. I am sure some kids camped out like it was a fucking Next sale! You watched a pantomime with Brendan Fucking Healy in it, usually at that Theatre on Westgate Road. Because the Theatre Royal got real stars - like Bobby Davro. You met Mike Neville. You had and possibly still do have a crush on Wendy Gibson. You remember reading about some bloke in the Ronnie-Gill who had got a Tattoo of Kevin Keegan or Andy Cole the day before they fucked off. You were impressed by the shite Rollercoaster at Metro-land. If you where naughty you never got threatened with a smack. You got threatened with a Braying - "If you run out in the road i am going to bray you".

Coming on, in what sense ? Are you needing Tampax ?

I'm reliably informed that the plural of remote is remai.

In Scotland they batter everything. even Mars Bars ffs !!

It's the doofer in my house too

And you're just as bad as him. I know you like to think you're untouchable because you have loads of posts on a forum, but the truth is that you're the "sad fuck". You can call Docherty whatever you want, but he's a lot more successful than you'll ever be. How does that make you feel? a lot more "succesful" for being a druggie fuckwit rather than a musician...I would be clappin my fuicking hands !!!