Wullie

Harper can't wait for Shay to get back, he's said so himself, he's in agony and needs his op. Apart from the two errors in the first few games, I think he's been excellent.

Cancelled due to a technical glitch in the studio apparently.

Anyone listening tonight and hear that first bloke, Alan? Reckons 99% of Newcastle fan will agree with him that it's all the players' fault and nothing to do with Shepherd because he backs his managers. I don't know where they find these dozy friggers.

Gates fell out with the sunderland Echo as well for saying what he really thought of Fickling and Murray, and the brown nosing that was coming from the local media. There's no way Macdonald would risk losing his Chronicle chums and his chance to trot out as half time hero every few months.

Me too! The worst thing was Macdonald agreeing with him - "explain to me why people are having a go at the chairman!?" Either he's been on the whisky again or he hasn't got the spine, unlike Eric Gates, to criticize the chairman. Probably both of those tbh.

Just spotted this. Any more premonitions Mr D? Class.

That's me as well. I work in the evenings so stay up late and sleep late. Trouble is that whenever I have to get up early, I can't get to sleep and spend the entire day wanting my bed, then when it gets to about 11pm, I stop feeling tired altogether and inevitably end up on here at 3am bright eyed and bushy tailed.

Good old democracy I'm guessing Wullie means NJM "resigned" after being made to look a fool again and again, rather than Wullie used mod powers to ban him. I might be wrong though. Either way NJM was the biggest twat going. Not only was he vociferous in his support of Souness, he actually blamed our poor performances on the match-going fans, claiming they were responsible for the the shit we all have had to put up with. All this while he is sitting comfortably in New Jersey, some 5000 miles away. Aye that was what I meant, it was before I was a mod anyway.

Gemmill's 100% spot on tbh. I don't know how people who don't plough their money in to watch this garbage dare criticize those who do. I was the one who got rid of NewJerseyMag in the end cos I kept giving him such a hard time over what a wanker he was. My proudest moment tbh.

I nearly made myself ill laughing at that kid miming the Turtles theme. Wish I'd downloaded it when I had the chance.

Dyer's crocked again.

Some bloke on the Legends a few weeks back said they'd seen him out playing golf the day after a game and questioned whether this was the right thing for a bloke with a lingering hip injury to be doing.

And a left winger.

Don't worry lads, if you think our defence is bad, just think about poor Portsmouth. They've only got Sol Campbell, he'll never play enough games.

I can't ever remember a time when shitty wanky little teams like Fulham and Bolton were coming to SJP and I was expecting them to go away with anything other than their tail between their legs. Even under Souness, I expected us to win our home games. Now I go in hope, not expectation.

The annual Jehovah's Witness convention in June at the Arena is always one of the year's highlights. They're barmy.

Do you mean Windows Messenger or Windows Live Messenger? Stupidly, they are different programs (although do the same thing in general).

I thought it was much better than the first. Merchant's scenes are always the best though. The Wind in the Willows bit was hilarious.

Definitely the number one insult towards women, unlike with blokes you don't need any other.

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Just in case anyone missed that, Brock wants us all to know that he talks to girls on the phone sometimes.

Does he do that like? Probably reported me for dissing Coldplay. Someone called him a 'soft shite' once, he reported it saying he'd seen people banned for less than what he called "poo related insults".

I can't believe people are still putting things as 'jokes' on eBay. Bet they think they're hilarious too.

Aye 100-1 to be bottom. Shame. http://www.oddschecker.com/betting/mode/o/...664x/sid/622926 http://www.oddschecker.com/betting/mode/o/...665x/sid/622926

They'd have to be mad to offer 100-1. If it is, I'm going to pay Jonny2J a visit I think.