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Dont be so frigging obvious man

I think its a good idea. Clearly Llambias knows fuck all about football. I think Chris should be supported (thats the important bit) but someone who knows the game inside out. Someone who has been around the block a few times. Not Dennis fucking wise.

Few things from the game. The game itself was a bit shite. Who the fuck was than running on the pitch at the end If you think a parking space is too good to be true, it usually is

Indeed. We deserved to go down, had no divine right to stay up etc. Surely at least the players celebrate winning the league. All they can do is play the league they are in, it still took focus and determination etc. Of course we have to focus on next season, but lets let this one finish first. An element of what he says is right, hence why none of us wanted the whole bus thing.

Does my head in. Leading up to the WC the rags try and dig up / make up as much shite as possible and then they will have a go when we drop out of the competition. All in the name of public interest of course.

Read elsewhere that allegedly his wifes been at it aswell. Allegedly. Have I covered myself sufficiently yet? His lass got someone pregnant as well

And yet we're possibly one of the most bastardised nations.

Brought back from the edge of lunacy by that clause. Pipe down. We've done more for the world than anyone. Half the people in the world would be in caves if it wasn't for us. Half the fuckers still should Dunno like. the Romans were canny

Suggestions I've read this week are that he was either from Palestine or Asia Minor but this was before the Turks as such arivved from an ethnic pov. Thats a star constillation aint it?

So, everyone is going to Tilleys then? (dont be saying no and pointing me to the trent to drink on my own )

Why flag? Why not full contact? Doesnt matter about the kit. I used to play when I was about 17 (fuck me that was ages ago ) and we played unkitted. In fact, only seniors were allowed to play kitted. Was good crack at the time like. Its certainly a better sport to play than watch.

that's just a McDonalds with plastic tits and a fake Gucci handbag It is like, shite. That and TFI Fridays. All shite. Throw Weatherspoons in there as well. I cant stand these chains that spew out plastic menu's and re-heated food.

Glad to hear they're both ok.

Nolan has been great in front of goal in shite league. But, from memory, he went missing for half of the season. Enrique was in the form of his life up to his injury, came back and didnt put a foot wrong. He's been consistent all season.

I didnt like him when he came, then he went on loan, then he came back and think what I would say was his best season here. Been a steady decline since then.

Get the fuckers off the pitch (our fans). Fuck sake. Ah the game's over, they're doing no harm. Would you run on topless and stick your face into the camera? I'd cockslap it tonight

Get the fuckers off the pitch (our fans). Fuck sake. Ah the game's over, they're doing no harm. Would you run on topless and stick your face into the camera?

Get the fuckers off the pitch (our fans). Fuck sake.

Do you find you have become a risk assessor? Whenever I walk into someone's house with Sam I'm scanning for potential danger. Ornaments, fire places, pets, cups of tea, tv stands, all that kinda thing. I dont even like shouting at the bairn, but at 2 1/2 he is at the age when the word "no" is used all to easy. He goes in the huff and all sorts now 90% of the time he is good as gold like, but that 10% he just seems to know how to tweak every button

Im confused. I only read the first one. Reinstate the death penalty? How can a Christian party be behind that? I refer you to the ten commandments.

Its character building. Support the Toon, be set up for a lifetime of failure. You'll enjoy failing though

Im a fairly new parent (kids 5 months and 2 1/2). I think most smacking comes out of frustration from the parent. Their inability to control a situation. Its generally not the kids fault. I've been there, 4am with a crying kid and all you want to do is go to sleep. Or when you are in a hurry and the kid doesnt co-operate to get ready or whatever. I was smacked more at school than I ever was at home I think my Dad got it right. I was more scared of being told off by him anything else, you used to threaten us with a smack but never really done it. I think I can only remember being hit once. Cant even recall why. I've gave my eldest little taps, for example when he came into the kitchen (my fault for leaving the gate open) and he made a line right for the open (hot) cooker. I had to smack his hand away quickly, but it was my fault really. Roads are my biggest fear, I hold him with a vice like grip when walking near them I dont think I'd ever smack him, not really. I grab his arm and yank him but I'm trying to get to the same as my Dad was with me, where the fear of being told off is enough. We use the counting 1-2-3 system which works wonders. At the moment if I say to him that Im going to start counting, and then go "1" in a stern voice, thats usually enough. I'll be fucked if he ever lets me get to 3 though as I've not worked out what I'll do yet Anyway, I think there is two kinds of smacking. 1. Planned, you smack him a few mins after an event. and 2. You smack him on the spur of the moment. I think both can be needed and equally dangerous, but control is key as mentioned. A few times I have had to take a few deep breaths before telling our son off or reacting.

Good chance I will be. Trying not to take the car.

Anyone else had that email inviting them to the launch? Fuck that like.