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Snort some milk it seems. Or maybe some mince. Have like a kinda chilli beef wrap thing going on.

Not unless it was guaranteed in their contract Id assume. If extra days hols (unauthorised) the company I think would be well within their rights to treat it as unpaid leave or misconduct if is persisted. Unless a union is involved then Ive got no idea.

I dont see the panic. Milner will leave this window, we will replace him. I then see us bringing in at least one more player.

They raelly are a sad bunch of obsessed fuckwits over there like.

Meh. Bit of a twat waiting until now like, but at the same time we did fuck him around a bit back. As I said before, I dont mind him going, certainly not for that sort of money, so long as he is replaced given the size of our squad.

REC - Portuguese low budget horror flick. Cross between 28 days later and blair witch. Pretty shite tbf, a loose plot about a film crew who follow a fire brigade into an apartment block and then get sealed in when the police realise something aint right. Hellboy 2 - Canny, maybe not as good as the first, but still an enjoyable action film. Funny in parts and you can tell del Toro's influence on the movie.

Couldnt make it up.....

To be fair they got shat on by Bristol City this weekend....I wont comment on the quality of both your goals. Goals a goal fat lad, though Im sure if it were Spurs you;d have asked they both be disallowed due to their quality. Fact is, Milner deserved his for what he created and even if it hadnt gone in, it was a tap in for Geremi. First was a bit more lucky though, knocked into a crowd it had a 50/50 chance of pinging in.

Good first half once we got into our stride. Impressed with Enrique this game, still not sure how he'd do week in week out in the prem, but better than Zog (at the back) but perhaps not going forward. Some good work by Milner also, working hard. We had the game well under control but that goal will give them a big lift and are bound to come out as they did in the first. We need to make sure we keep up the pressure and possession and ideally grab another goal to settle it down again.

FYP Im fucking hilarious at times me like...

Wonder if we'll use that to try and sign anyone? In all seriousness though, do you think we'll squeeze anyone in in time? Window closes this weekend. I reckon we'll get one player in but not the three KK was hoping.

Id start with Manic Miner and work on from there. Oh, and why not just edit your comment? Unless its been quoted like (cant be arsed to check) in which case tough titty.

Even if it has built in 3d card, cant it have a AGP or PCI slot so you could add your own?

Aye our song book is pretty dated and shite like. Ive often thought a good chant would be one to the tune of "whats that coming over the hill, is it a monster, is it a monster" Something like: "What's that the Geordies 1-0, he scored a monster, a monster" when we score our first or "We know that Coloccini is brill, he's a monster, he's a monster" maybe "We've got Jonas on the wing, he's going faster, and faster"

He's hardly going to come out and say its a disaster because he's shit.

You been researching this all that time?

I wonder if we are waiting to see if this happens before deciding on Milners move to Villa?

Language NSFW (or kids sitting behind you at home either!)

A geek loud bloody cement grinder

Yet he still finished in 2nd

Odd that, as I noticed a few bits of "sprucing up" in the SJH mid tier. Just things like new menu's for the food, new ground plans outside of the turnstiles etc. I kno wit was the first game, but Id hope to hear more from the singing section in games to come. There was also a point where we were quiet and the Bolton fans were singing and then when they stopped we piped up with "Shall we sing a song for you" which was a bit shite (as it is any time of the game as its a cringworthy "chant").

His corners are pretty woeful like. I thought at Man Utd Guthrie had started taking them but I noticed Milner take a couple yesterday and then Zog went on to take them. He just cannot get past that first man on a corner. Strange, as when he shoots at goal he typically skies it...

Id like to keep him but I think him no more than a solid squad player. Id happily see Jonas and zog on the wings with Milner on the bench as cover across the middle. Id usually say sell him for that kinda cash though I think we need more depth.

Exactly, its contradiction followed by counter contradiction week after week.

Good sum up LM. I got there early as well to sort out my ticket, was outside the turnstile for 1.30pm and they didnt open the doors until around 2pm ? Did get 4 vouchers though so that was me sorted. Overall a decent win. Was never going ot be a stroll. Always the same coming off the back of a good result (Man U away). Bolton were never going to roll over. Didnt really come to life until the penalty then we seemed to get a kick up the arse (that we needed). Out need for a forward was shown more than ever though I reckon.