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Fucking hell. Conversation I have just had at home. Now, bear in mind I hate getting any kind of call at home as I always take is as a sales pitch and go on the defensive. Him - "Hi, this is Santander, can we just take you through security" me - "aye, suppose so" him - "whats the first line of your address" me - "well you know what it is why are you asking?" him - "its a security question" me - "so if you are not from Santander, Ive just given you the answer to a commonly asked security question" Him - "......." me - "hello?" him - "we need to take you through security before we can discuss anything" me - "but how do I know you are from Santander?" him - "well, I can give you a number to call us on" me - "but I dont have anything to ring you about" him - "....." me - "are you trying to sell me something?" him *hangs up" Twat! Wouldnt care, I do have a couple of things with them. But, its true though. Why ring my at 8pm and how do I know they are who they say? They should have a code word or something that they will say.

Its dies? You fucker!

KSA's clips have had me in stitches tbf. We're waiting with baited breath for your performance like J69. I bet its going to blow us away with your wit and sultry tones.

Lynx Africa. Advert is clearly bullshit.

You were posher that I thought like tbf Stevie

Tbf wor lass says I have about 4 voices. One in between the two I put here would be my normal one. One when I get pissed and with my old mates like the first. One when talking on the phone to customers and one reading to the kids. Oh and several voices I use when reading in different characters.

Nah, I was a from the H roads

What the fuck

Cheeky fucker I divvint talk like this all the time (the way Im reading)

27th April. Just posting that so I know where Im up to. Update one week, do some more later.

Andrew, you need to post yours like as I imagine you sounding like a 15yr old who's voice is just breaking.

Reet - for Stevie - as I take exception to your comment - Ive tried to do my reading voice while likely failing miserably (no, I havent done character voices, though I do for the kids..) http://vocaroo.com/i/s0t5RzonxzTi

Fucking hell, sound the double of one of the bouncers that used to work at Planet Earth / Walkers

I do have a work voice as well like. Im told I also get broader and faster the more I drink I was tempted to go on a rant about your fucking borders trying to made durham in mackemland. Hopefully my accent shows there are thorough breads in Durham Mind, Ive only been there 2 years like...

Bloody hell Cath, bit soon for this kind of talk!!

Fucking hell, he's done it again!

so for those saying you dont have a mic, recording it in your iphone and email it to yourself (as mpeg4) and the site lets you upload those as well.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wFyPtkaDLu

Hack hack hack stomp slash hack hack glug .. pause talk ... hack hack hack slash stomp Great fun!

For the record, the east asian folk there are Man Utd supporters!

How the fuck do you follow KSA's post? Fucking tremendous I'll do one later when I get my mic sorted unless I can figure out doing one through my phone.

RIP

Class

Aye, came up with an error