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Soon, this one

VLC is a cracking little player like. Stopped using firefox. It became too heavy for me so now use Chrome.

Id imagine looking at the squad, we'd have limited resources to invest and so priority is given. Full back and Center half would be top of mine. After that a new forward. Midfield I think is fine as is and would be something to look at later. As for Jonas, I rate him. I think he is fitting in well with the current formation.

Hoi! dont fucking mention me Look, Ive not said much in here as I dont strictly agree. I dont necessarily think we need a set of rules. Are most here not grown up adults who with a bit of common sense know when they are taking the piss and wrecking things for everyone else?

I'll start us off

What a massive lift for the next game. Last home game of the season. It's written now that we will beat city and then get best off Everton Joking aside, I didn't think we would get 4th as couldn't see Spurs dropping points. I still can't. But I hadn't considered Arsenal. At WBA for their last game could be tricky.

Nowt to lose tonight like so might as well go for it I guess.

Injured

I can't look at him without thinking "missing link?".

This thread is a great cure for hunger... Happy Birthday btw LBT (long boiled turd? )

Cher Lloyd? Fucking hell. All I see in her is some cheap chavvy skank. some good looking lasses are a turn off when they start to speak, Cher Lloyd is a turn off to deaf or blind people.

Reading when some twat has a 19th birthday on here and it feels like they've been posting for ages

I've just been on the train from Stevenage to Peterborough. Of they need water they should look along there. Flooding all over the place!

I was in the beta weekend and it was canny. I'm a fan of the original 2 so was interested to see how this was. Haven't seen much of it but as a hack n slash affair so far so good.

I dont think that's ignorant or selfish. I remember all the bad press seven Trent water got years ago. Every time I read about southern water shortage I just think "have you fixed them pipes yet" while I glugg a glass of water, flush away my piss and water the garden

Hang on, so some people let their piss sit unflushed in a bog all day?

Ah, just seen pic

I have a thing for Scarlett Johansson but I could see Rihanna getting it.

Well I was really on about the tick boxes we are meant to have. Young? Good value? Able to sell on? I suspect the journo pulled the name from a hat!

Fucking hell why not go the whole hog and say we are looking to take Owen back!

Met Sir Bob at a U16s (iirc) game at Ponteland in the Northumberland Cup. Won't surprise you to know he was as enthusiastic about that game as any other. Had loads of time for anyone there talking to him. Beardsley I've met a few times. Can be a bit of an arse tbf. Still best player I've seen though in b&w. Nolan I met at a charity gig, he was canny. Didn't realise he was as tall like! I sat with Jack Charlton at a charity gig last year and he was just a decent down to earth bloke and a good laugh. Gary Bennett I've met a few times again through the charity football. He can't commentate but tbf is a really good bloke. Met Franco Baresi a couple of times now. He can't speak English (or barely) so still not sure, seems ok.

From bbc Standpipes could be needed in the streets next year if England endures another dry winter, the environment secretary has suggested. Caroline Spelman said the UK would have to look at other ways to supply water if shortages continued. Large parts of England are in drought, despite recent wet weather. Mrs Spelman said: "Whereas it's most unlikely we'd have standpipes this year, if we have another dry winter that becomes more likely." Standpipes have not been ruled out as a possibility next year 'Very bad place' Adrian McDonald, a professor of environmental management at the University of Leeds, said it was hard to predict what would happen if the UK had a third dry winter but he agreed standpipes could be used. He said: "It's difficult to say but we'd be in a very bad place. "You would be expecting measures to try and conserve water that would be quite dramatic. "There would be standpipes in the streets, people's water supply would be cut off and they'd have to take buckets and containers down to those standpipes." The South West, Midlands, East Anglia, the South East, South and East Yorkshire remain in drought. Meanwhile, temporary-use bans for customers of seven water companies remain in the South East and East of England. A spokesman for the Environment Agency (EA) said as a result of recent rain, soil moisture deficits had decreased in all regions, with river flows normal for the time of year at over half their indicator sites. But groundwater levels remain low and, the spokesman said, as spring becomes summer, most of the rain that falls either evaporates as temperatures rise or is taken up by plants as they grow. Desalination option Mrs Spelman told the BBC's Inside Out councils would have to consider whether new developments can be supplied with water when making planning decisions. She said: "I think we need to look at a whole range of ways in which we can help to reduce demand for water and become more water efficient. "One of the questions which has to be in councillors minds is 'Do we have enough water to supply this new development?'" Trevor Bishop, head of water resources at the EA, is trying to find a way to reduce how much water is used in the UK. One option is desalinisation - removing the salt from sea water to produce fresh water. He said: "We've already got one big desalination plant near London and that's going to be really important for safeguarding supplies for London. "I think the likelihood of seeing more desalination plants over the next 10 or 20 years in England is quite high - but you don't want to rely on desalination, it's very expensive, it produces a lot of carbon so that's not good for the environment." He said another option was water companies moving water around the country to where it is needed. --------------- We're an island where it pisses down all the time man

Anything like milk I'm funny with. Don't even like it warm (unless it has coffee in it). Bread if there is a bit of mould the whole loaf goes. Any meat stuffs or eggs are binned after the date. Other stuff depends if it's best before or use by.