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Ted Maul

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  1. First of all the full name of it SHOULD NOT include the word 'cafe', second of all dancefloor should be larger than three foot square and third of all it shouldn't have tables and chairs solely for meals. Face it, it's a bar with a late license. Anyway, you don't get pissed so your opinion of what constitues a club or not is null and void
  2. HTT interviewing himself again?
  3. Sorry but I don't know where it was taken from. 178163[/snapback] It's a pisstake. 178169[/snapback] Bit like yer ma'
  4. I really don't know if this has been posted before but someone hoyed it on another board I visit. Sorry but I don't know where it was taken from.
  5. I wouldn't class Chicago Rock as a club like, I can see where you're coming from with Studio though. Glo is just an extension of Crocs aswell really. 178065[/snapback] This much I know as I have lived here for 24 years. Chicago is a club, it plays music and its open til 3am. Glo is built onto crocs but its a seperate bar, with its own entrance and its own bar staff, door staff etc. 178129[/snapback] Just because it plays music and stays open late doesn't mean it's a club. It barely even has a dancefloor for fucks sake.
  6. I wouldn't class Chicago Rock as a club like, I can see where you're coming from with Studio though. Glo is just an extension of Crocs aswell really. 178065[/snapback] They all sound shit tbf. 178068[/snapback] They are. The only way Chester can be entertaining is if you're paralytic.
  7. I make very little noise full stop during sex. While my lass is umming and ahhing away I lie there as mute as Charlie Chaplin.
  8. The Top Club is probably the classiest WMC I've seen. 177972[/snapback] we are obviously not talking about the Top Club in Throckley then............ There was one over Bedlington/Ashington way in a converted country house - did archery, golf 'naalll - a mate of mine was a member but I don't know if its till there 178037[/snapback] Naa I'm talking South Sheels. Proper classy: 2 pool cue's (one with a nib). A bronze bin with black flowers painted on under almost every table so that when the mountain of ash in your ashtray is too high you can dispose of it without waiting for a potlad. A Bronze sign outside with ALL the letters remaining in tact. A pickled egg jar within it's sell by date. Posh as anything. 178060[/snapback] I'm talking Usworth
  9. I wouldn't class Chicago Rock as a club like, I can see where you're coming from with Studio though. Glo is just an extension of Crocs aswell really.
  10. Where the fuck have the other two been hiding!?
  11. My lasses Dad is in a band and plays mostly in WMCs. I went to see him play at the Top Club (Cath will probably know where it is) and i've never seen so many rough fuckers in my life. I'd hazard a guess that the Osmond family had more teeth than all of the people in there added together.
  12. Fuck off. She's almost as old as Martins!
  13. "Paedophiles share more genes with crabs than they do humans - That's scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it but it is scientific fact" EDIT: Had to post this, one of my favourite Brass Eye clips.
  14. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbEv0T2rwgo Don't like him but he's a bit ledge here like
  15. Seen that like It veers from the sublime (i.e. some hilarious one-liners and some of the scenes in general) to the ridiculous (e.g. the shoot-out scene between the rival gangs). I thought it was dead funny but I think it was a lot funnier than it was meant to be. How funny is the bloke who plays Mark in Good Guys when he's being the wedding planner? 176622[/snapback] The way he suddenly gets into the role and suddenly turns camp is hilarious. One of my favourite scenes is when they're trying to get that £500 of the fella in the car and Bill Zeebub's character is smacking the window which doesn't break "He'll keep hitting it until it breaks.........he'll keep hitting it"
  16. Nah, I seem to be lucky with accidents
  17. Love, Honour and Obey Written by the people who wrote Operation Good Guys, fucking hilarious
  18. Leary is a cock for the simple fact he blatantly ripped off a large amount of Hick's material completely shamelessly.
  19. Amen. Class album...one that's severly underrated. Not as good as Amused to Death though. I've got a bootleg of one of the live Pro's and Con's shows with Eric Clapton if you're intrested like JawD.
  20. Basil Brush for example. 174524[/snapback] Sorry, that really tickled me.
  21. On a plane? - Ingenious. 174469[/snapback] Would've been like something out of a poorly titled Hollywood blockbuster.
  22. I can't remember who but I heard about Taylor recently firing his agent because he was trying to engineer a move away from Newcastle even though taylor wasn't intrested. Possibly bullshit like.
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