Ted Maul

Now all the people that would be packed on a plane are packed into airport terminals where any Tom, Dick or Harry can walk in off the street and set off explosives.

I detest the 14-15 year old cunts who get on and play the rave music they've badly recorded onto their phone. Tossers the lot of them.

Beats Eidur cockin Gudjohnsen and Dion pissin Dublin in the 'bastards who are nailed on to score against us' stakes, like.

2000 semi final, aye? Shearer gave Le Beef the runaround that day. We was robbed. 173258[/snapback] Never forget the dissapointment I felt on that day. We had them on the ropes from the first minute, they got two decidedly dodgy goals and that was that. It was made even worse by the fact Villa were awful in the final and we'd have steam rollered them.

Pretty much bladdered every night. I stayed in last night, which was a rare occasion but i'm out again the'neet.

Do what J69 failed to do and nail Mags.

Fucking hate it. It's gay.

Pink Floyd - Have A Cigar

Any drink will turn a man into a tit, Jill.

Bladder compression, milk leakage, piles.... 172440[/snapback] Fuck it, that does it for me.

have a bottle sitting in my kitchen right now...black absinthe from a real absinthe shop in Prague...thay even showed me how to pour and drink it correctly before i bought it....it's only for "special" occasions tho as more than two and your on your arse... 172058[/snapback] Are you a Cradle of Filth fan perchance? 172060[/snapback] 172061[/snapback] http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Abs...8256F200007DFD4 172068[/snapback] Brock, that's awful.

Had some on Holiday (whether it was proper or not I do not know) but as soon as I necked it, it came back up. It makes the back of your head tingle like fuck aswell.

Renton in talk shite shocker

Double Vodka and Smirnoff. Lethal yet lush.

Aye.

Had it before. Done nowt. Nails tbh.

James Allen creaming himself at the chequered flag was excruciating enough. Does the man have no shame? 171566[/snapback] I refer you to the campaign on http://www.sniffpetrol.com 'The Cock' needs fucking shooting tbh 171746[/snapback] Great site that

Used to have a lot, very near a sentence, but that was a long time ago 171781[/snapback] Another N-O exile? EDIT: Welcome btw

James Allen creaming himself at the chequered flag was excruciating enough. Does the man have no shame? 171566[/snapback] Fucking grade A cunt http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAhkfG6eoBM

I talk shite constantly.

Closest I came was when I got caught carrying used drug paraphernalia around one Friday night. Got a slap on the wrist and told to fuck off. A few hours later the same police van with the same officers pulled up at the street corner where we were drinking only this time I had half an ounce on me. I was waiting to get searched, cuffed and carted off but they just told me outright that if I didn't get out of their sight they'd lock me up.

"Beloved Cunt"

Pink Floyd - The Hero's Return

lol mate

Here you go. 170120[/snapback] Why do you fookin' bother?