Ted Maul

I'm more worried that you live in Chester le-Street. Makes me feel dirty knowing i've been there

The Riverside getting overlooked for the Ashes was canny bad, like.

The "rumours" section on www.nufc.com is excellent for that. Interesting when you look back at some of the rumours from 5-6 years ago (like Essien being linked with us from Bastia). http://www.nufc.com/2006-07html/rumours.html 163417[/snapback] Just went there for a geezer, Dyer to Inter, Juve, Barca and Roma in June 2001! Times change eh? There's a few prophetic rumours amongst it. 163436[/snapback] I can remember being on edge when he was linked with dorty Leeds for about £20mill since it look like they had a real chance signing him. If only they'd gone for him.

Ditto! 163545[/snapback] I bet the bond with yours was due to physical stature though, Wacky Me? Kids? I'd love to have them someday but i'm far, far to young to even contemplate that at the moment.

Just off topic slightly but the various times I have encountered women drivers they seem to have no concept of the rules of the road. For example, many times have I been in the Metrocentre multi-story, following the one-way arrows that they paint on the ground for you and some daft mare has bombed round the corner, coming the complete wrong way then stared at me like i've just waved me cock at her because I refuse to fucking reverse. This isn't a one off either, every time I go this seems to happen and it's always been a women behind the wheel. Cunts.

Done deal. He's on a five year contract according to .cock.

Cheers me! God, i'm immense! The amount I worked to get this board up and running, we were up there!

Better than wor away kit.

TBH you were the one who brought up cocks.

I'm a bit concerned that there are road going Chickens tbh.

Syd Barrett - Effervescing Elephant An Effervescing Elephant with tiny eyes and great big trunk once whispered to the tiny ear the ear of one inferior that by next June he'd die, oh yeah! because the tiger would roam. The little one said: "Oh my goodness I must stay at home! and every time I hear a growl I'll know the tiger's on the prowl and I'll be really safe, you know the elephant he told me so." Everyone was nervy, oh yeah! and the message was spread to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus who wallowed in the mud and chewed his spicy hippo-plankton food and tended to ignore the word preferring to survey a herd of stupid water bison, oh yeah! And all the jungle took fright, and ran around for all the day and the night but all in vain, because, you see, the tiger came and said: "Who me?! You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you. I'd much prefer something to chew and you're all to scant." oh yeah! He ate the Elephant Fucking genius

On the plus side he's a great winger On the minus side he looks like a spastic

Syd Barrett - Love Song

Never trust anyone with a forehead that fucking big.

While i'm on your side here Craig, please don't call meeting people who you know via the internet a life 161880[/snapback] Part of a life! And anyway, I was socialising with some cracking people regardless of how we know each other 161883[/snapback] I'm just jealous tbh. I want to know Jimbo and see if he really is as much of a 'wanker' in real life as on here

While i'm on your side here Craig, please don't call meeting people who you know via the internet a life

Looks like you'll get an Amiga rather than a PS3.

Another member of the 'im rock me' club 161195[/snapback] I am rock. I bet I can down half a litre of Vodka faster than yeeee!

I don't like you so no, fuck off.

The Mackems seem to think we're in for Arca and stand a fairly good chance of getting him.

But are they any good on Championship Manager?

Genesis - The Knife

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If you're at work you're probably not meant to be spending time on football message boards either

While we're taking the piss out of Brock I might aswell throw my hat into the ring and admit I am in no way relishing the prospect of spending a week away from wor lass. Especially because she'll be spending that week in Zante and i'm back in shitty Old Blighty Cocksocks