Torres

I`ve gone for petulant ... it is more in keeping with your nature. 'Tongue in cheek' would indicate that you were being witty ... which is not in keeping with your nature.

Pfft A**'s are where it's at now. A Grades are certainly not your forte ... so don`t get too worked up about it.

This is probably a waste of time but here goes: It is my opinion that Newcastle would not be doing something immoral in rehiring Mr Barton as long as he serves his time and pays for what he did. I in no way condoned or excused his behaviour despite your rather petulant attempt to imply otherwise.

Completely over your head ... againnnnnnnnnnnn!

I see nothing immoral about it as long as he does his time.

Yeah that made me smile too. Im so glad we missed out on him. You weren`t in the running you tool.

If they're buddies so what. Most people would do the very same. It happens in every business. To think otherwise is naive. I'm not saying it doesn't happen but in my book it is tapping up, not that anything is likely to come of it given UEFA's recent stance on the Ronaldo saga. You can`t say it is tapping-up is there is no clear definition of what that is. It the transfer window is open then it´s fair game.

If they're buddies so what. Most people would do the very same. It happens in every business. To think otherwise is naive.

Happens all the time though I reckon. Getting round illegal approaches by getting fellow players to ask if they fancy a move. I agree. Really hard to say what is a 'tap-up' and what isn't.

Rafa played Torres alone up front for a lot of last season. But I agree, it will be interesting. It'll also be interesting to see if Liverpool get charged with tapping up a player if he signs. Why on earth would they? ... it`s transfer season.

I think pace is all he has .. can`t understand the fuss tbh.

Rafa played Torres alone up front for a lot of last season. But I agree, it will be interesting.

Good ... squad player. He`ll jump at the chance to join us though. So when you said he was rubbish you were on the wind up? I wouldn`t want him as one of my first 11 ... but in a Crouchlike role he`d be fine. But I`ll be very pleased if he proves me wrong. Do you think 20 mil is a bit much for a "rubbish" squad player? Especially in light of your ownership issues? And the money you will have to pay to Villa for Barry? Do you also think this "swap deal" may just be Liverpools way of hurrying along the crouch to pompey so that the funds are in place for the Barry deal? I think Rafa likes Keane so it doesn`t surprise me at all. I wasn`t aware that we offered or paid 20 mil for him? ... I`d say that`s wishful thinking on your part. You dont even know if you made a bid or not? You should spend less time on this forum mate. Crouch plus cash swap amounting to 20mil in all is being banded around by the press. I am 100% sure it is a complete fabrication though, as lets face it I dont think you have two pennies to rub together until you sell. That post surpasses most of the other crap you post in terms of crappiness. But let me set you straight on a few things: 1. I never claimed I did. 2. Unlike you, I don`t believe everything I read in the press. 3. You are not / can`t be 100% sure that it is a fabrication. 4. Again, YOU DON`T KNOW! Stay on the forum though ... like fop ... you are mildly amusing.

DannyB will be delighted with this developement.

Good ... squad player. He`ll jump at the chance to join us though. So when you said he was rubbish you were on the wind up? I wouldn`t want him as one of my first 11 ... but in a Crouchlike role he`d be fine. But I`ll be very pleased if he proves me wrong. Do you think 20 mil is a bit much for a "rubbish" squad player? Especially in light of your ownership issues? And the money you will have to pay to Villa for Barry? Do you also think this "swap deal" may just be Liverpools way of hurrying along the crouch to pompey so that the funds are in place for the Barry deal? I think Rafa likes Keane so it doesn`t surprise me at all. I wasn`t aware that we offered or paid 20 mil for him? ... I`d say that`s wishful thinking on your part.

I`m genuinely pleased that you have bought a good player. I didn`t start the name-calling here today.

Good ... squad player. He`ll jump at the chance to join us though. So when you said he was rubbish you were on the wind up? Shhh..... he'll get confused and fall over. Here we go ... intellect!

Good ... squad player. He`ll jump at the chance to join us though. So when you said he was rubbish you were on the wind up? I wouldn`t want him as one of my first 11 ... but in a Crouchlike role he`d be fine. But I`ll be very pleased if he proves me wrong. Found your dildo yet?

Good ... squad player. He`ll jump at the chance to join us though.

Keane will make a good squad player for us. Hmm Is torres fickle? Or are all his posts a wind up? Or does he just have no clue about football as he is a plastic? More questions than answers. What a little bitch! ... go away ... twas not I that stole your new dildo!

Keane will make a good squad player for us.

most patronising and stupid fuckwit post in the thread eh? He is an England under 21 regular breaking through to the full team and he would be relatively cheap in todays market. Its fairly common knowledge that you are now cutting your cloth to fit now rather than getting into silly debt. I would say he would have fit quite well into a KK team. He's lazy, fat with no engine. Honestly what are you talking about? He has slimmed down alot and was never really lazy. His mobility is an issue however his distribution is very good. Ramos is given him a second chance and Capello hasnt written him off......but you dont rate him. Who to trust? When are you lot going to get a decent DM more is the question? Good question, Zokora whilst having the tools for the job has less of a footballing head than the Toonspastic Torres; plus Big Tom isnt the most mobile of units so we definitely need someone to fill that position. Rumours were knocking about that Diarra was part of the Defoe deal as the scum would not deal with us but if that were the case I am sure he would have signed by now. Veloso's name keeps getting metiontioned but Juve look interested so we know how that will pan out. I liked the look of engelaar in the Euros but he looks Shalke bound, also Modric plaqyed a lot deeper in the Euros than I expected so he may take up a Carrick style anchor role rather than us having an out and out DM. Honest answer, I have less of a clue than torres has when it comes to the ladies. You have a lot less of a clue about women than me, that`s true ... because you`re a fag! But we respect that.

not sure if I like this Keane rumour or not ... but I`m sure he does!

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