DanTheMan

He's very flamboyant is Mark Halsey. Not as bad for the ref we had against Mallorca (I think) at SJP a few years ago, who did jazz hands to say no penna. Strange chap.

Don't describe each penalty in detail, only mention the interesting ones. Like I dunno: 'The first three players for each side converted their spotkick, before Player X missed. Player Y needed to score to win the game and....' etc. You may have to be careful though, they could prevent you from naming the player who missed the vital penna. There are loads of daft rules about that stuff in our local papers.

Knowing TV news, I imagine the 'protests' are onl,y supported by a very small minority in Gaza, and most couldn't give a shit.

Some jealousy on here because J69 has met Mags I reckon.

The rest of the site: http://www.incident.net/hors/nu/ Also NSFW. Very bizarre stuff!

Had a lemon and lime one once. Was absolutely mank.

Got full marks in the first one, but the second one is a massive step up! Got 12/24 at the moment, and kind see myself getting any others

They started to show that on Sky 82794[/snapback] best thing ive heard in a long time, i hope someone slits his throat to be honest Like a lot of people before me, i just dont want souness sacked now....i want him dead and a very painful death at that. Ive been having beautiful dreams about souness being hanged, crucified, tortured on a rack, beinbg stabbed with a 100 daggers, having his carcass dragged by hungry dogs, having his dirty corpse being eaten by scavengers. I love imagining myself tearing apart his filthy body with a very large chainsaw 82797[/snapback]

WTF

Ah right. I guarantee you'll be bored of invigilating within a week.

Always feel sory for the invigilators, they always look bored as fuck. Fairly complicated now actually with all the different modules and extra time and stuff. Ever had a phone go off in one of your exams? Dunno whether you mean first ever or first this year.

.....who will then delete it! 80114[/snapback] Who legally have to reply and post the findings on the BBC Complaints website. Nice try though. It's all part of the BBC Charter.

They legally have to reply to it and refer it to the ECU (Editorial Complaints Unit).

Never gonna live that down am I?

200000000 to say 'GREAT' jokes and to mention 'the other lightblubs', despite the other lightbulbs being more efficient and more popular.

Red doesn't suit you but you still wear that fucking tracksuit. 79050[/snapback] Bastard

Green doesn't suit you lot lads.

Good link there many, but someone for Brimful of Asha misheard this: 'Brain full of Russia and it's fortified' WTF! Its nowt like it! And in the same song: 'Everybody needs a Muslim for a dildo.'

Thats bollocks, you need 60% to get a C, you need 40% to pass. 77629[/snapback] Aye, I got 29/70 in my C1 mock and got a U. Are they bollocks easy nowadays. Or maybe I'm just really thick. 77639[/snapback] I thought you were a total swat? I'm resitting C2 on Monday, can't wait! 77708[/snapback] Took C1 a year early, so wasn't really ready. Good luck on C2 though.

Thats bollocks, you need 60% to get a C, you need 40% to pass. 77629[/snapback] Aye, I got 29/70 in my C1 mock and got a U. Are they bollocks easy nowadays. Or maybe I'm just really thick.

Hang on, are you not about 19 yourself? Maybe you should be a significant age older than him before talking snobby shite like that? Students eh?

2nd best Newcastle site on the web according to Rough Guides. FACT

We just need Papa L in here, and we've got the mix.

Townie? Haven't seen you on here for a while.