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who are you and what have you done to deaders? not nearly enough syntax and spelling errors to be anyone but an imposter

thanks guys...shes been fairly good with sleeping, doing three+ hours at a time so far, still alert and hungry when she wakes up.

thanks everyone....yep i've been doing my best over the last few days to make up for doing fuck all, mrs and the wee one are being very well looked after.....that would be the wrapped around the finger part i suppose

absolutely beside myself with love and joy, baby girl arrived safe and sound on wed. sept 11. never really knew what all the fuss was about when my friends with kids told me about the birth of their kids....i totally get it now. .....and to have the weekend further improved with a stellar away win, like i said beside myself.

just had a guy i work with tell me about his bro and sis-in-law getting chased by wolves last weekend, seems they were out bow-hunting for elk (which tbh seems ambitious... but i digress) and when they tried to lure the elk in with a call they were set upon by three wolves, the brother didn't have anything but his bow and a couple of knives so they ran back to their quad 1.5km away!!! the wolves chased them the entire way, needless to say his wife isn't going to go bow hunting anymore, and the brother says he's taking a rifle with him from now on.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jenlewis/miley-cyrus-twerks-on-famous-paintings

stoked/nervous/excited/scared....missus is due on the 2nd, my money is on the 10th. Just wish it would all happen right now i'm over this waiting crap.

FYP

fair enough, everyone looked shit yesterday. but cisse looked the same all last season as well, time for some passing drills

cisse seems clueless once he has the ball unless he is going to shoot, piss poor effort from him. i made sure i stayed away from any football all day yesterday because i PVR'd the game, what a fucking waste of time......oh and cabaye can fuck right off too.

HAHAHAHA, very god sir!

never mind all that i've never seen a ginger chinaman

congrats CT...i can honestly say i had no idea you were asian.

probably saw your youtube efforts

26 but the kids books skew that number

Congrats HF!

Footage from the best place to party in the woods, worth the trip to the middle of no-where

Did similar hours for two or three winters as a ski bum, as already mentioned above maintain an early start and get exercise, your body will adjust to the new schedule in a couple of weeks.

don draper would have tied a full windsor knot

bigger question is why does horse face have a condom on his thumb?

hang loose hand signal, no?

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looks like the worlds longest zipline

favorite comment below the "article" Matt Baumgartner · Top Commenter BRILLIANT article, with EXCELLENT research. Also, I'll fight you anywhere you like.