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whachootawkinbout? ...and we do have different gun laws, still we have a ton of long barrel guns and we have a fraction of the gun violence, not none, but far far fewer incidents.

hope not....have been susceptable to mistakes defensively, but have looked strong so far.

2-0 nil mate.

OH! CANADA!

Dark Knight Rises.....totally disappointed, not nearly enough cool stuff for a super hero movie, editing was shit, could've been trimmed down to just over 2 hours. Liked the first Nolan film, second one was good because of Ledgers Joker but still not as good as the first, this one came off as directorialy self indulgent .

well yes, but its all pretty much taken care of, i've a few things still to do, but i'm gonna try and get a round or two of golf in this week with my brother in law and the nephews, just not being at work will feel really good.

Fucking Stoked!!! last day of work before 2wks off....BOOM!!!

that was frikken awesome.

finally had the weather pattern change here, for the month of june we recieved 227mm of rainfall (350% of the normal). first week of july had been going down the same route when it just changed, now clear sky and a sweaty 32 degrees.

sorry to hear it 2B

you have just surpassed KSA as the resident comedian on the board........possibly the funniest thing i've read in a while.....thanks

the bubbles will make for a soft landing though

you underestimate my origami skills...but i have been getting as many as i can anyway as i've heard that rumour about married life.

yeah can't wait, currently scouring the net for origami patterns, the missus has me making origami for the table identification plan......i should have known better than to have an idea without thinking what was involved.

Frazzled.....wedding in 2wks (1wk work left), trying to get everyone organized to get here and get my work off my desk so i can relax for my time off.

happy belated Fish!

not sure about that one, average i doubt it. but there are certain places where those things are true. i've met loads of very cool people in the states, that don't fit any of the traits mentioned above. i do agree on the depth and breadth of different things to see all in one country, course it doesn't hold a candle to its northern cousin

.....tell us what you really think....

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads: COLD BEER: $5.00 HAMBURGER: $10.00 CHEESEBURGER: $15.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50 HAND JOB: $250.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help you sir?” The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?” She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.” The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

chomptastic....

except that bit about them yanks winning WWII

haha....... craziest thing i've seen on the fourth was in Lander Wyoming, sat on the hill over looking town drinking a 6pak watching the fireworks explode and the poor fire department racing all over town trying to put the fires out. (not really the infographic i was looking for, saw one today that stated one quarter of fire insurance claims come on the fourth of july)