tooner

you underestimate my origami skills...but i have been getting as many as i can anyway as i've heard that rumour about married life.

yeah can't wait, currently scouring the net for origami patterns, the missus has me making origami for the table identification plan......i should have known better than to have an idea without thinking what was involved.

Frazzled.....wedding in 2wks (1wk work left), trying to get everyone organized to get here and get my work off my desk so i can relax for my time off.

happy belated Fish!

not sure about that one, average i doubt it. but there are certain places where those things are true. i've met loads of very cool people in the states, that don't fit any of the traits mentioned above. i do agree on the depth and breadth of different things to see all in one country, course it doesn't hold a candle to its northern cousin

.....tell us what you really think....

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads: COLD BEER: $5.00 HAMBURGER: $10.00 CHEESEBURGER: $15.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $18.50 HAND JOB: $250.00 Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer “Yes?” she inquires with a wide, knowing smile. “May I help you sir?” The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers, “I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand-jobs around here?” She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a wide smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am.” The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly, “Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

chomptastic....

except that bit about them yanks winning WWII

haha....... craziest thing i've seen on the fourth was in Lander Wyoming, sat on the hill over looking town drinking a 6pak watching the fireworks explode and the poor fire department racing all over town trying to put the fires out. (not really the infographic i was looking for, saw one today that stated one quarter of fire insurance claims come on the fourth of july)

was working as a relief lift operator at Fernie Alpine Resort in 99-00, just getting ready to make my way to the furthest lift and close it up for the night. myself and another lifty put our skis on, goggles on....just about ready to shusse away and buddy says hold on i forgot something, he goes back inside i'm listening to my cd walkman. finally get our shit together, and head out into cedar bowl make our way to the bottom and find 3 tourists the same color as the snow, just shitting themselves. we say whats up boys?.....before any of them can answer the lifty comes barreling out of the lift hut "holy shit! the whole bowl just slid, patrol is reporting a class four slide!!" me and the other fella in unison "where?" scared tourist "right up there" pointing behind us hard to say exactly how close we had come to being caught up in that but a shit ton of beer was drank that night in honor of forgetting something in the lift hut

how do they heat the hot tubs......eco-friendly-wise

apparently the face of jesus has appeared on the side of a chinese restaurant in sunderland http://hungeree.com/society/face-of-jesus-appears-on-building/ discuss.

flooding over there as well? been heavy rains and a slow melt of the snow has made for a soggy couple of months the picture is the revelstoke damn (first time its had its flood gates open since 1997) was at a football tourney this past weekend and some poor fucker got washed away on the bridge out in front of his house were S.A.R. units all along the river on the way home from the first day....(it rained 65mm in 6 hours that day)

barrel

good books those.....although i think it was a bit overdone, read two or three of them and lost interest

37 mill in endorsements

yes they have

no, no you didn't explain you've never studied thermodynamics have you?

plesase expand on your theory, don't just give it the one liner once over, really explain it. till you do, you are a WUM as you haven't answered anyone questions.

WUM alert!!!!! no one can be this dumb.