Tom

Surprise the saudis didnt buy them with those numbers #Xm (expected murders)

Where is this from? Looks fake

Isak is gone - the rest is theatre.

Osula is good fun but I highly doubt he can be anything but a back up to a back up if we are to get anywhere. He’s the equivalent of letting a dog run on the pitch

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We need to be investing heavily in lawyers and accountants tbh That’s the sphere in which the sport is now played

He’s taking a punt I suppose, because a team that finished 15th and won no trophy, who didn’t qualify for Europe, who’ve spent & wasted billions down the years…can offer him £300k a week and we cant. It’s cheating basically

Tbh players play for money and you’d be a fool to think otherwise. Often trophies follow but its hardly like “the liverpool pull” isnt the extra £200k a week

Good job we are really efficient at scouting and signing players. Give Sean Neave the 9

Well that’s Isak away. craig hope

This bloke looks like a total fucking dork who should work in CEX.

Spot on I think! Is this where PSR will push us!?

I’m enjoying it so far, my regular nobbed bloke can now jump 40 in the air and has robot arms for beating people with

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This lad is on £220k a week at Liverpool. ”the liverpool pull”

I know its preseason and means nowt but fucking hell Pope

Yep - players like Pedro & Etitike will be on higher wages than anyone in our team by a considerable margin. Whilst we could easily outspend them, we aren’t allowed to because we havent sold ourselves a hotel or something mental. We’ll get there eventually & step one is keeping your best players.

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Its the Liverpool draw, the heritage of £80,000 a more than Newcastle can pay

When journalists talk about “the pull” of Liverpool & Anfield Library I can only assume they are referring to the additional £100k a week

“Hi Hugo, Liverpool couldn’t get the bloke they wanted and were wondering if you’d fancy giving it a shot”

This is a bloke I absolutely would not fuck with. Get the cheque book out & tell them scouse rats to fuck off.