Tom

He’s about 5ft. Like a haunted child.

Aye

Am I fuck going near the little weirdo

I’ve come to Newcastle United women’s match… who’s the first FAMOUS YOUTUBER I see

It’s a very timely announcement given the energy crisis Sunak has thrown us into

Look at the video of them introducing Van De Beek & Alli to the crowd. Both looked depressed as fuck. Prepare for the footballing purgatory of Goodison park. You’ll be hearing “boooooo” when you put your head on your pillow at night.

0-2 to bottom of the table Doncaster Johnson out!!

This is your MOUTH OF THE TYNE ITK by the way. He’s a fucking lunatic

A setup and a restring of the Les Paul today. I can never get my head around how beautifully they age. Looking at the rosewood board I can forgive myself of my hatred of modern alternatives. The pickups are Bareknuckle Pg blues, modelled on Peter Greens 59 LP

Oh well it was nice whilst it lasted

THATS CONTENT RIGHT THERE

They’ve basically just took the Bruno fee & brushed it under the carpet. So THAT’S how they’re getting round FFP.

I’m gonna love the fume when we sail past them

Aye it always baffles me that Wilson is still at derby, every time I’ve watched him he looks head and shoulders above the rest. I always assumed he was on loan!

The weird thing is Bruno flew over everyones house because he’s in an AEROPLANE.

I think it was actually Besty’s mate Bawan you’re referring to?