Tom

That’s a stonewaller tbh

We haven’t been brilliant but the Leeds hype is utterly farcical.

Embleton looked class, scored a mint goal for England a few years back.

Bilic sacked and WBA have broken the emergency glass on Big Sam.

Please don’t insult High Priest Wraith.

If they can afford to offer $50m for a fight I’ve no doubt they’ve got a crazy amount of money. Personally I’d sooner squander it than compete in a boxing match.

The brass neck on this mug

I thought that too but apparently it’s two different arseholes, brothers.

I hope he gets him in the Octagon tbh

If Conor McGregor kills this man. Well I might just pour myself a glass.

She died.

“Ahm net wrang, I hord ye! F’in & C’in when there was kids aboot”

One of them was in a documentary about aliens on the BBC. Burnsie Hes an absolute fucking fruit loop. Once said he was going to send someone to my door because of and I quote “jenga lies”

Twitters Doorman here

Get the P45s printed off I think that’s what they mean

Personally I think Fury wins that

How can you have every advantage in life growing up and still end up as much of a moron as Johnson. It’s constant deflection, my good sir, I trust I have your discretion, well if I may, if I could just interrupt etc etc

This is actually a true story, sadly I think the cat died in the end. My sister lives in a street nearby and has three cats so she’s terrified!

Oooooooo Martin! 😮

“the ghost of Barbara Windsor will be on NUFC MATTERS this Friday discussing the takeover and trolls”