Kid Dynamite

Truth is, if alcohol was invented today it would be a Class A drug on a par with Heroin. Just imagine if someone offered you a glass of something new and said ''just be warned, its. . . . -Cheap -Available to anyone -Provides a short high before acting as a downer -Can cause memory loss -Can make people extremely violent -Induces vomiting -After effects can last for days -Renders you incapable of operating cars or heavy machinery yet millions of people every weekend still do Violent crimes would decrease vastly over a weekend if alcohol were banned. No fights, stabbings, glassings, drink drivers . . . .

Gran Torino. Canny if not a little long. Should have shot them all at the end too

Did they not wonder why you had pushed your address into their hands Im a distant relative of Captain Cook apparently Got blaan oot by Nicle Richie

Arnold : 'Il be back' John Connor : 'Fate is not set blah blah'' Arnold turns and walks towards his bike. John looks into the distance contemplating the future war . . . . . Easy man

There was a bit of 'heated debate' about that in L7. Some young lads were booing Shola off at the substitution and giving him stick. A bloke in front of me had a go at them (rightly so), basically saying that we are there to support the team and what good does it do booing a player who we all know isn't good enough, but might have to put up with for the next few games until Martins/Viduka/Smith are fully fit. Another bloke then came down from further up to remonstrate with him. It was more entertaining than what was happening on the pitch. Martins again showed an appalling positional sense. There were two occasions when Taylor cleared a ball under pressure in to the right hand channel from right back - Martins was standing 50 yards away in the left hand channel. How is that Martins fault? Is he supposed to be telepathic and know where taylor is going to hoof the ball to before hes done it? Surely it would have made more sense for taylor to have a look first and try to switch it?

I watched the match that i taped on sky after. The camera swept out bench and put up stats for each player. Martins 6 goals in 12 games this season Smith 0 goals in 51 Premiership games since his arrival

Lovely goal by Villa for Valencia. He wont be there much longer. Ive always said benitez was a mug to sign keane instead of pairing Torres with Villa. Hle be off to Madrid or Barca in the summer

Bassong and Enrique could be 2 good things to come out of this season. Once Beye is back and Jonas learns to cross and shoot wel be awesome

Give it a go man, the people online are horrendously shit. Just choose E.Honda or Blanka hammer hard punch

I genuinely care. She hasnt killed anyone man. Yeah she was a bitch, a racist one at that. But the woman will be dead in a few weeks leaving behind 2 kids. i find it hard to believe that some people dont even feel the slightest bit of sympathy. I hope your family doesnt have to go through the same, and if they do i hope you are afforded more understanding than you are allowing her. (By Your I mean all those above being dicks)

Have Toon 1-0 win and Jonas first goal @ 100/1 Get it on!

Id put Lovenkrads and Jonas on the wings and Viduka and Martins up front

I also have professional scriptwriting software. Its called Microsoft Word!

He is a twat but yesterdays tackle seemed fair to me

Total hypocrite man Can you imagine if one of his players turned his phone off to Keane for a day cos he was huffed about losing We all have bosses and Keane is no different

Setanta have an american sports channel. May be on there

Come on, hes a piece of piss!!! Set the game to 'Easiest' (not easy) and 1 round. Ive just learned how to do Ultra combo finishes and focus attacks. Apparently you can cancel a focus attack as a way of avoiding fireballs. Ps. Try and find an arcade stick, makes it so much easier

Boo. The first 2 albums were ace, the 3rd was good in a gay sort of way. 4th and 5th were horrific

Whatever you think about Jade Goody as a person, and I am by no means a fan of hers, that bit in bold is absolutely disgraceful. She doesn't deserve to die - particularly at such a young age. While it's sad for the kids, they're young enough that they'll move on with their lives and are setup for life. She may be thick, she may have been the laughing stock of the Big Brother pantomime on two occassions but she played on that and used it to her advantage. Can't blame anyone for doing that but her actions are not deserving of her losing her life so young. It's tragic..... whoever it happens to. Kens just upset hes got no genitals

£40. Theres one just come out for £150!!!!!

To be used with this

Ive just seen part of an interview with him and he looks about as sincere as my arse when hes talking about marrying her.

Must be called something else. I searched 'Jade Goody'

I notice we havent got a thread on this. I dont really know where I stand. Its horrible that she is going to die so young when she has little kids. I dont even mind that shes cashing in on her death as I can understand her trying to get every last penny for her kids. But when you hear that she wants to film her death live and that her hubby to be has had his bail conditions changed in order to spend their wedding night together you have to start to questioin the morality of it all. The same papers who were calling her a racist bitch are now all over her and her fiance who just spent a year in jail for taking a golf club to someone is coming across as some sort of hero. I wonder how much hel see of her kids once shes gone? Its a shame shes not very intelligent as she could use the fame shes getting to raise cancer awareness or make a fortune for charities, but at the minute anything shes doing along those lines seems to be taking a back seat to pictures of her shopping for wedding dresses in a wheelchair

My love for my mother overrode my hate for Ashley tbh. I overcame the temptation to black her eyes and call her a moron for buying me such a thoughtless present