Kid Dynamite

I mean, 5 wins and 2 draws in pre does suggest "nothing but a stuffing"...

I asked MVB for a photo, ACTUALLY!

Im not sure signed Megan Rapinoe merch is going for mega bucks on eBay

And this dick missed one of the penalties

That's why I said "across the midfield and upfront"

Got to be bollocks. We've got 2 players for every position and then some across the midfield and up front

Aye, because if he gets injured at LB, then we have Targett and Dummett who can fill in. And whilst they're not amazing, they're certainly better than Lascelles.

Barnes, Gordon, Murphy, Wilson, Almiron, Isak and Anderson all deserving of a spot in the front 3 on pre season showing. Tough decision coming up for Eddie

I've been banging this drum for weeks. And even if we push Burn to CB, he's going to get tiki taka'd to death in the CL

Ah I know. I just can't help thinking a top CB alongside Botman might have been of more tangible benefit to the team. Just been watching the Brighton highlights from pre-season and was reminded of how poor Lascelles is 🤯

Aye What's wrong with using GD to decide the league winner if there's a tie at the top?

Tin hat on....but with Joelinton, Bruno, Willock, Longstaff, Miley and Anderson all fighting for 3 CM places, in the back of my mind I'm wondering whether the €70mil could have been better spent strengthening other positions?

Trippier is our new LB. You heard it here first

Luke Edward's £70mil transfer budget is stretching pretty far mind.

That's mental money for a kid off the back of a major injury. He better be the next Gareth Bale!

He's chance to be playing LB yet

I was taking the piss

I think my Mam posted that on Facebook yesterday

Trippier plays LB for England, so that may also be an option. I'm not convinced that Ashby going on loan is proof that Livramento is happening. It's just as likely that Krafth is almost fit again and he becomes back up to Trippier

Literally a clothing brand for dickheads with too much money. Spot the difference

Anthony Gordon literally just won player of the tournament at the U21 Euros playing as a striker

Fee for ASM confirmed at £23mil apparently. That's suspiciously low. Unless they've agreed to pay it all up front or something

He's not a bad keeper, but Darlow is noticeably worse than Dubravka. And Dubravka is noticeably worse than Pope.