Kid Dynamite

Haha I loved it!!! Just watched pineapple express. Nowt flash

Yeah I noticed that. Ball is outside the 18 yard box yet the ref wants the wall stood on the 6 yard line. . . . hmmmmm

i thought one of the sunderland supporters tried to get to him so he put his arm out to shake his hand they have the pic on the sun website, he is handing a coin to the cops/stewards All of this came from the badge kissing apparently. The badge kiss was the last thing he did in response to the spitting, bottle and coin throwing. Not vice versa. End of thread. Must try harder

Or alternatively just tell her the truth, you feel things have gone stale and enjoyed flirting but nowt more. And stop being a mong and ringing her still after all this has happened

You havent cheated on her!!! Tell her its her fault for not putting out and she needs to sort it out if she wants to keep you!

Sorry, i got her mixed up with your mother

You nullified any bragging rights you may have had with that sig tbh. How old are you Danny

Quick and easy. 2 years ago my sis was at uni, alone in her flat about 10pm and 2 lads walked straight through the front door. She actually thought they had come in the wrong door by accident and laughed but they came straight in and took her laptop. She grabbed hold of one of them and the tart bit her hand. The dna is on record but they still havent caught the creeps

I cant be fucked getting into semantics triggy, Bassong is shit whichever way you twist it

Jonas, Barton, Zog and Duff should be our midfield on Tuesday imo

Suck my cock, where did i say Taylor played well today? He was shit too and has been for weeks. Bassong was easily our worst defender though

Aye he was shit too. Our right side is sorted with Colo and Beye. Any team with any sense will just bombard our left side now

Who, cisse? Cos from where i was sitting Jones and Diouf did fuck all

Martins may have his faults but hes fast and can get in behind defences and the ball sticks to his feet like glue when he feels like it. Probably our best player today imo. Vidukas career is as good as over and Owen will be gone in January. We could be in deep shit by february

Just got back from the match. Few points -Shola may have scored but he had our 2 other best chances and fluffed them both. And that fucking cross at the end. . . . . -Bassong isnt good enough to play for Blyth, its criminal that we didnt buy a left back in the summer -I hope Sunderland get the book thrown at them for their fans. 2 dicks getting in Givens face and it took an age for any of the stewards to react. Coins and bottles thrown at Barton and what happens??? He gets a bollocking off the police and told to move -And on the topic of police, why, with 5 mins left, did hundreds of them file outside leaving a few officers and stewards to try and control the entire stand behind the goal? The trouble was just waiting to happen, there was nothing but a white barrier segregating the fans, its a joke -We are desperate for a big striker, Ameobi, Smith, Xisco, Carroll and Viduka are taking home a fortune between them for doing absolutely fuck all. Owen and martins are our only 2 decent strikers and they cant play together

Bassong and Shola cost us the game. Both were totally and utterly shit

Duff and Jonas to start, Zog on the bench

If we keep up our form from our last 2 games, with the addition of Jonas, Beye and Barton (as well as the new and improved super shola) I reckon wel walk it

Just bought the Messi Barca shirt and the Inter Quaresma shirt

Wheres Martins!!!

Anyone get tickets this morning? I got 2. Id rather see AC/DC though so if anyone wants to swap il put some money on too to even it up £5.70 service charge on each ticket the dirty bastards

Im having to sit on the home end on saturday. I can deal with not cheering when we score but im not sure how im goign to pretend to jump up and down if they do!

If this goes through I can see it being the straw that breaks the camels back. Platinis head will explode at the thought of 4 english teams getting to the champions league semis and he will rush through some sort of legislation on it

The whole of Northumbria, from Birtley to Berwick, only has 12 out of 46 cameras active at any one time. With an extra 4 vans. 16 cameras in a county that big is pretty good going. Can you tell I was at a speed awareness course last week

Is he off in January then?