Kid Dynamite

It would beat the Brighton that played Everton last week

4 points clear of 5th with 3 games left? Id rather be in our position than Liverpool's, but it would have been nicer being 6 points clear

MASSIVE game on Thursday

Our game management had been fucking awful since Leeds scored

Let's do these 4-1

Compare this to the handball against Arsenal ffs. Happy to undo a penalty with zero evidence, but it fucking kills them to give a stonewaller

We are awful at set pieces

Thank fuck for that. Let's make it count

Awful so far

2 wins and we are golden. Let's get this wrapped up by Thursday. HTL!

I remember thinking it was a bit weird that he bought a house out in the sticks when he moved up here. Bliss if you're a 40 year old who hates people. Probably a bit isolating if you're 23, live on your own and finish work at 1pm every day.

Some absolute dangers among their fans mind

He also comes across as a bit of a tit. He's been caught slagging off Brentford twice and had to grovel to his own fans

That's Southampton down then

Can we play this version of Brighton please

Urgh. Shows that a CDM is probably the first transfer needed in the summer

That Xhaka is a soft cunt and Jesus sucks cocks for baccy

The timing of the VAR decision fucked us too. Crowd was bouncing and we were having a good go at them. 3min delay and an overturned penalty give Arsenal some life again

Nah. We just played one of the best 2 teams in the country and they finished their chances better than us. We were never going to steamroller them 4-0. We hit the post twice and should have had a penalty. Put the same performance on against Leeds and we win 2 or 3-0

100% He didn't have a fucking clue if it did or didn't hit his arm after watching 10 replays. Therefore you stick with the onfield decision

A draw or loss for Man Utd please

Toss up between these and Liverpool for biggest soft cunts we've ever played award

Bent as fuck