Kid Dynamite

Ref hasn't got a fucking clue. Guessed that one

Been looking for a cheap holiday during the school holidays for the 3 of us. Ended up with 6 days in Calpe, Mon-Sat, Half board for £1250. Never been but if it's hot and there's a pool it'll do for me!

They've won their last five by 1 goal. Their penalties and dodgy VAR decisions will run out eventually.

Fractionally, jammy bastards

I honestly thought that was the opening to Blade Runner for a minute

I see the EU have passed a law saying it's ok to test makeup on animals again. Finally! A benefit of sovereignty! A stupid law we can ignore..... except the UK government has taken it to the courts to make sure we can test makeup on animals too 👍

Rob Holding was woeful against City

People probably figured there's not much point in a UK Independence Party now that there's an independent UK

Brighton have managed to sell Trossard, Bissouma, Ben White, Dan Burn and Cucurella for £200mil, get £22mil for Potter, and somehow end up a better team. They also bought: Mitoma for £3m Caicedo for £5m Macallister for £7mil Not sure how much involvement Dan Ashworth had in all of those, but that's an insane track record!

Aye. We can afford to draw against Arsenal and still be ahead of them in the table next week

Spurs now hanging on to a Europa Conference spot

What a game this has been btw. Don't fancy our chances against Brighton if they play like this! They've got some cracking players id never heard of before this season

Mandy definitely wants to bang Fab like

Not in my opinion, no Most strikers would make sure a trailing leg made contact. Interestingly discussion on this issue https://sports.stackexchange.com/questions/13495/is-it-a-foul-if-no-contact-is-made-during-an-attempted-reckless-tackle#:~:text=If the referee believes the,for recklessly tackles an opponent. Not sure you could argue it was a reckless tackle by the player. He was trying to play a side foot pass

Yeah I am! But I'm a sexy motherfucker so it all evens itself out

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If there's no contact between the players then by definition it can't be a foul/penalty

Brighton have the whole top 4 to play yet.

Just had his case dropped a couple of weeks ago funnily enough. That's his career/life fucked either way

Wilson's 70th PL game for us today, and his 35th goal. Isak aside, I think there's only Remy and Ba got a better goals to games ratio since Shearer retired (and they both ditched us pretty quickly). Fair to say he's done the no.9 proud?

That's two games in a row they've spawned 3 points. Easily the biggest pack of cunts in the league

I'd rather it was a draw, But we are 9 points clear of Liverpool, with an unassailable GD and 5 games left. Win 2 of those and they can't catch us. Brighton are right behind but have the entire top 4 to play yet

Klopp being so much of a cunt to the 4th official he's pulled a hammy

Commentator is devo'd

Ryan Mason getting sacked on the morning