Kid Dynamite

Depends who bought it. If your parents bought it for you for your birthday im sure youd say 'stick it up your arse mother, those things are for cunts!'

"If Dyer's suffering the kind of muscle injuries he is, and is still doing it, then he's taking the piss (same goes for Woodgate). But Nobby's injury record is ok, so I wouldn't be that bothered by him doing it." If an employee does something that is directly and obviously affecting their work, I would think it's their employer's business. You seem to be suggesting that anyone who does drugs should be laid off, or am I reading that wrong? 159403[/snapback] yep, definately reading it wrong. Its a statement of fact. If a nurse got caught snorting coke they would be sacked. I never said everyone whoever did drugs ever should be sacked. Just ridiculously paid footballers!

According to you thats exactly what we should do with Dyer!?

Yep and if they ever got caught they would never be allowed back in the profession again

Basically that means we will be going for 3rd and 4th choice strikers from clubs in the bottom half of the table. Cannit wait for the new season now! Surely Hasslebaink would have fallen in that category? Maybe Viduka or Defoe?

I mean quality in that they want classic films remade with ridiculous characters. The above thread being a perfect example

Anyone signed up to the IMDB message board. some quality threads in there. One of my favourites My Webpage

Watched Nacho Libre for the 2nd time, still not feeling it. They are trying to recreate the success of napoleon dynamite but the whole reason ND was a success is cos no-one had heard of it and it received no publicity. Nacho Libre has a huge marketing campaign and so everyone is expecting a more mainstream film and it isnt. The same happened with dogma. Id already seen chasing amy, mallrats and clerks so knew what to expect but half of the cinema came out mumbling how shite the film was

Intertoto and Champions League are 2 different types of european football tbh!

neither are a lot of the substances that athletes get banned for. Its illegal which is bad enough. Nurses, firemen, policemen. Most would get sacked if found to be snorting coke or not fulfilling their duties as a result. Why is it different for footballers? cos they are rich?

On one of these Ladies beware

tbh my number plate will be so uncool it will actually be cool!

Exactly, but people have been murmuring int he background about that for years! Football in this country is a ridiculously profitable sport, 100times more money circulates in the game than professional athletics. Yet athletes get randomly tested all year round and if they are found to have even sniffed the wrong brand of vicks they are stripped of their medals and banned! The whole Rio saga demonstrated how corrupt our game is. He was guilty as sin, the england team threatened to boycott its game cos the fa dared to investigate rio after conveniently forgetting to take a test. I think im right in saying that at the minute the FA has to give advanced warning to clubs that they are coming in to carry out tests. Couple this with the fact that coke leaves your system in 24 hours and you can begin to see how daft the whole setup is. I wouldnt be surprised if anywhere up to 40 or 50% of players at some clubs use drugs on a regular basis and get away with it.

Hes played for barca and monaco in the champions league and is a regualr in the argentina team. And you guys want to turn him down for 3mil when our only fit striker is ameobi!? Bring back souness tbh!

I'd have Woodgate back on a pay-as-you-play deal, for the outgoing Boumsong. On the basis that even if he never played he'd have done some good. And ten games a season from the most gifted defender I've ever seen would be all right. I've a strange feeling he might make a good coach, too, but where the fuck I've got that bizarre notion from I've no idea. 159242[/snapback] But its no different to dyer. He been crocked for years, has cost 3 clubs millions in wages whilst out injured and he spends more time getting pissed and high than he does on the training pitch.

No im saying that for a professional footballer, priviliged enough to be a millionaire many times over and a role model to kids, you must be a fucking retard to risk throwing it away to shovel a bit of powder up your nose.

Unfortunately its not a black camaro or mustang as im still saving for one of those. Its a nice black clio. I feel like its a ferrari after my last car, ive got sunroof, cd player, leccy windows!!! I was lucky if my last car made it to its destination!

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You wont be wanting woodgate back either then?

'Do unto others As they've done to us The world must bleed As we have bled' Dont think it would fit along the bottom mate, and even im not brave enough to have that on my number plate in chester-le-street. I would like to keep the windows in my car for longer than a week! You can send in your own pic to get put in. Might send a pic of eddie in and have 'Iron Maiden' on the bottom! Or maybe just settle for the AC/DC logo

its on retention at the minute. Its free to just revert the car back to its old number plate when its sold. It was bought as a present because of my intials and beacause i like a bit of rock/metal. Im not out to impress the ladies with my number plate tbh

Roeder should get some Mourinho esque independent drug testers in one morning and hes got a perfect excuse to stop dyers wages and kick him out of the club. Hel never player in the top flight again

Why would you want to take 2bit nob head gangsters into the players lounge with you!? Free taxi rides round town? Big Al would have cracked the lot of em and hoyed them out tbh!

Started reading the new Nick Hornby book but left it by the pool on holiday and someone nicked it! So read a book by ken follett called Hammer of Eden cos it was the only non 'romantic novel' in the hotel lobby. Was ok in the end actually. Dennis Wise autobiog was there as well but i dont think i could have read a whole book about how hard he is and how many people he headbutted whilst out on the lash with the crazy gang.

I like it! ps. its not really XYZ, it ends in my initials. Your all just jealous cos you got shit number plates tbh!