Kid Dynamite

Mate the only things different in my car to the day it rolled off the production line was metal dustcaps and a smaller arial. Its a bog standard clio. The cunts stole them cos they have been dragged up and dont even think twice about it

Brock, this is on a par with fat little star wars boy!

is the pm function broked or something?

how did huntington play?

On sunday i got paid time and 2/3rds for a 12 hour shift. I watched both the matches, got a free pub lunch, and spent the rest of the afternoon playing 5 aside and table tennis. BEST.....JOB....EVER!!! If you dont mind working with convicted criminals that is!

The standard of number plate jokes has gone from poor to painful tbh

The point being, you whine yourelf in 1 post and 2 posts down take the piss. dig it!

Dont worry son, you still look pimpin in yo lexis, straight up dig it fool!

could have done her in your flatbed 4x4 manmobile.

I wish people would understand, i dont live in blyth! they were just little chrome dustcaps. Only cost a few quid, as did the arial. But the fact is they were mine and im going to have to go and pay for some more now

Im a bit fed up at the minute. Someone off ebay tried to rob me out of £120 this week and took me shopping him to the police to get my gear. But then someone nicked my cars dustcaps that wor lass bought me this week from right outside my house. Then 3 days later someone else nicks my arial from exactly the same place! Whats wrong with people. It would never cross my mind to take something that didnt belong to me. If i saw something i liked id just go and buy it from a shop. I live on the end of a cul de sac and park my car in the corner so anyone walks past it. Might start parking it right in front of my house or put up a fake camera or something. I know its only little things but 3 dishonest cunts in 1 week is enough for me. I hope i grab one of the cunts soon

I wonder if it mentions the spartans 78 cup run!?

what the fuck do people use all this space for? I use about 20g for downloading films and getting round to putting them on discs. But 300gig!?

you posted that twice doyle

I have 2500 posts and cant play!? Someone needs to sort this out properly like

I used to collect toon programmes and mentioned this to a bloke i work with. He says the only programmes he has are 3 that his neighbour gave him . . . . . from the 1890s!!!! They go for anywhere up to a grand each at auction, and silly twat here told him about it. In hindsight I should have offered him £20 for the lot! Needless to say hes a happy bloke chappy tonight!

i was in stitches at the. . . . 'your smiling . . . . your in the wrong place . . . .your looking at the camera . . . .LUNCH!!!!'

So no internet, season ticket or holidays abroad, but she lets you spunk away petrol money on a 4x4 on a weekly basis?

on an early shift i sleep 12am - 6.30am on a late or twilight i usually sleep about 1.30am - 10.30am

I used to take a half hour train ride to work every day early morning or late at night when no-one was on. FHM was usually my reading material and i just got carried away

He probably thinks its jolly funny, fwah fwah. Should have his passport taken off him tbh.

Didnt it have jasper carrot in. An exception to the rule in the world of comedians.

My lasses phone company is absolute gash. Dot.com. Anyway, shes on an 18month £25 contract with tthe first 3 months half price. Except shes now on the 5th or 6th month and they are still charging her half price. Should she tell them? Shes a student and is a pauper at the minute so ive warned her that they are well within their rights to just claim back the extra £50-60 they forgot to charge her and shel be up shit creek at xmas buying time. Any advice?

In my younger days i cracked em out in a plane toilet and a train toilet. Never had the guts to try a bus though!

did you pick the ugliest one of the lot on purpose!