Kid Dynamite

Neymar, Messi and Mbappe are their front 3 for the foreseeable. They now have Ekitike off the bench. Hopefully Ramos will see he's 5th choice and tell them to fuck off

Harrison's replacement?

Sounds like Ryan Giggs is an absolute cunt then

He's 22 and only played one full season in the top flight. 8 goals wasn't a bad return for last season (better than Wood!)

Not sure how they are well within our budget when £60mil for Diaby and Maddison is outside of budget?

He played 150 consecutive games for Wolves and was told in pre season he wasn't in the starting XI anymore. He's after game time for the World Cup

Bravado Dave is back with a bang!

https://twitter.com/CraigHope_DM/status/1556713227727298562?s=20&t=M-0TOy-LJhUmU6pFnFnANg Shame. He looked as lean/fit as I've seen him after the Summer

This game will be a better test of where we are at as a squad. I'm not reading too much into a win against a team that has Colback as one of the 2 best CMs at the club

Other than Maddison and Paqueta, I think pretty much every forward we've been linked with has signed for another club!

Are you on crack? Possibly a red bull to red bull thing?

One of the loan options that's been mooted for us ...

Sounds like we are trying Sesko but would need his club to take instalments. Probably means the Maddison deal is dead. Suspect we will try for another forward/winger on loan when the bigger clubs trim their squads at the end of the month.

Rumour is he's off to Arsenal for €40mil sadly

You heard it here first https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonçalo_Guedes

Do you reckon J-Lingz is having second thoughts yet

They can't be that desperate for cash if they've turned down £120mil for Maddison and Fofana in the same week

What is it they say? It's always darkest before the dawn... You've had a bad couple of weeks with the drink, it happens. Now's the time to sort it before it becomes a bigger issue than it needs to be. Alcohol is out of your system in 5 days, that's the first step. Then make things right with your family. Then get yourself into some treatment so it doesn't happen again. There's always room in the straight edge army for a new soldier drop me a pm if you ever want to talk about mental health or need some signposting xx

Hoy Lascelles in with them

RUMOURS!!!!!

I need more updates!!!! Either chuck in a 3rd bid or bid for someone else. I can't cope with 2 days passing between unsubstantiated rumours on Twitter 🤯

Accidentally on purpose?