Kid Dynamite

Bruce has as good as said Jesse Lingard was his first choice signing this window. Jesus Christ. If he was the big plan to start winning us games then we are fucked.

Promising Young Woman. I thought it was pretty good. I just kept seeing these two as I was watching it

Same here. Plan is to live here until we retire. If either of us gets sacked then we would have to sell up, schitts creek style

Thanks Chink of light in what's been a pretty rubbish 12 months.

Update for all those that don't care Had an offer accepted on a different house. I hope to god the stamp duty holiday gets extended for those already in a chain come March 31st otherwise the Motorbike will be getting sold to fund it

We could do with Fulham beating West Brom to crank up the pressure

Chalobah and Josh King linked too. Like a who's who of championship bench warmers

Fuck knows with this club. If Bruce genuinely "doesn't do tactics" then this bloke might be the defacto manager, picking the team and lineups etc

Anyone else think the appointment of this assistant coach is weird? Even the top 6 clubs don't have as much media interest, interviews etc when appointing a coach, let alone one from a championship club to NUFC

Delete the last page. They've chosen another offer 💩 Now got to decide whether we blow out our buyers, move further afield, rent temporarily...

There's a correlation though. Decent leadership (ala NZ) would have set a better example for the average idiot. Instead we had the leader of the nation telling the press to pipe down when his mate drove 250miles up the country with a symptomatic kid in the car, the went for a stroll by the river

Well this is the risk. We've potentially chucked an extra £10k down the drain

Good game in the end. Makes a change from watching us play turgid shite. Zlatan has had some career mind. 39 years old and he's played 9, scored 12 so far this season

I think Zlatan touched a nerve mentioning Lukaku's Mother

They wanted final offers by 5pm tonight. I expect we will hear tomorrow. We bottled it in the end and offered £25k above the asking price. If it goes for more than that then they can have it

24% possession. At home. To a team 1 point above us

I think Gemmill is arguing that we are in the "hundred of thousands" zone. Only 50% of the way towards him conceding

We need some divvies protesting outside the ground for the cameras

1-0 down with 50% pass completion At least we got some crosses in last week though

Mental thing is we've missed multiple opportunities to reduce that number. 3 delayed lockdowns, refusal to close borders or test arrivals, the Cummings debacle undermining the whole effort ...

Nope. IIRC the linesman was even on that side of the pitch!

The state of the refs and linesman in non league man

Ill let you off thanks

I know that, doesn't make you feel any better being the one having your eyes taken out You feel like it should be tough shit for those that bid too low in the first place

Stressed to death Arranged a house viewing on a whim on Saturday as a lovely house came up locally. Was told they had 15 viewings booked in and it was likely to sell in days. Didn't think we stood a chance as our house want even up for sale That night, a friend of a friend found out we may be selling and offered what we wanted on the spot. He's sold his house and is desperate to move to the estate as he has family round the corner. Suddenly we were in a good position so offered 5% above the asking price to try and clinch the house we viewed. We get a call off the estate agent this morning to say we've offered the highest bid. But "to be fair to everyone else" they are asking all 15 viewers to offer their max final offers by 5pm tomorrow. Effectively using our bid to try and drive everyone else's offers up! Pack of bastards