Kid Dynamite

I'm well aware Belfast is huge, and I'm also aware that it's been big news in the city! And 14year olds don't develop spontaneous psychosis within 30mins

Mad story about that 14 year old Irish lad that died last year https://medium.com/crimebeat/the-deeply-disturbing-death-of-noah-donohoe-3a6b7cd951bc Any local gossip about what happened @ewerk

He's back!

He's back!

I miss Renton's lighthearted predictions from this time last year

Id probably shit myself tbf

"Just" £600 a year 😂

Bang average keeper who won us a point in our last game with a string of world class saves?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-9533387/MAIL-SUNDAY-COMMENT-Country-better-things-worry-Boris-Carries-wallpaper.html @TheGingerQuiff

Probably more sensible to test the vaccinated people not licking each other's faces first ....

Explain it to me then? 3000 kids sweating all over each other. Vast majority not vaccinated. All had a lateral flow test 24hrs before attendance which, at best, misses 32% of covid cases (https://www.bmj.com/content/373/bmj.n1090) Sounds like a fucking recipe for disaster

Slightly confused as to how this is supported by the government but I can't eat in a restaurant or go and watch the cricket. Also seems fucking mental to have a test event full of people that are too young to get the vaccine yet

Walked into that one

I think the sad reality is Labour needs a leader who dresses like a fucking idiot and says stupid things to grab the attentions of an electorate who sees Trump and Boris as the faces of modern politics. Beat them at their own game

The Mails take on it all

I mean that's pretty much the exact spin the Tories are putting on it to detract from the fact that the man in charge of the country is bent as a nine Bob note. And given Joe Public has lost the capacity for critical thinking, it's working. You being a case in point

Wayne on Amazon Prime is good. Similar to end of the fucking world

We got quoted £6k to put AstroTurf down instead of grass 😳

Aye they did a good job. Took out roughly 100tonne of earth over the 2 weeks. I'd had plans of doing it with a spade and wheelbarrow originally (Theres now a trampoline covering the random hole in the turf)

Is your mams better?

Had our garden levelled last year. Was a shit hole beforehand. Cost us a fortune and we are moving to a new fucking house next week!

Portsmouth and Charlton both conceding 96th min equalisers. And the Mackems call us lucky

Losing to Blackpool. Portsmouth fucking it up though. Still possible if they/Charlton win all their remaining games

Some proper workshy fuckers on her mind. I'd fucking love to have a day in bed because I couldn't be arsed to get up, but who is going to save lives if I'm not on the shop floor?

Looking at the table, if they lose to Blackpool tonight they will be panicking they might finish outside the playoff places. After tonight, 2 losses for Sunderland and 2 wins for Oxford could see Sunderland finish 7th