Kid Dynamite

Isn't the risk like 1 in a million? Which is better odds than getting fucked by covid

Get the fuck in. The media wax lyrical about Traore. He's scored 1 goal in 44 league games. Drop ASM into Man City's lineup and he would be worth £100mil

With any luck we will be safe by the Sheff Utd game so that the fans in the ground can fully concentrate on making it the most vitriolic atmosphere in footballing history

Given we probably won't pick up a point from the 4 games after Burnley, tomorrow's game is massive!

If we are going full mumsnet on here then here's my cat. Black and white obvs

No cunt can take the piss out of my pinball machines when dafties on here are paying £3k for a dog when you can get freebies from the dog shelter

Agreed. Having a small part of your club owned by the fans seems like a reasonable and achievable goal. It might not be for everyone but at least they are doing something over and above having a twist on the internet

Are you conflating pinball machines with werewolves?

The bloke is incapable of hitting a shot with his laces. He had a shot early on that he scuffed at the keeper from 20yds, and then missed a sitter from 5yds for trying to hit it with his instep Genuinely can't remember ever seeing him smash a ball at the keeper

Jim Davidson angling for a job with GBNews

I've had both doses now #invincible

They needed this bloke around to chin him

Coming up 32 years of age. Scored 5 goals in 2 seasons. Perfect encapsulation of where we are as a club. It will be Andy Carroll's turn next

What have I missed with all of this btw? Full on school ground fallouts, apologies, flounces, the lot. Mostly from self appointed NUFC Twitter celebs who get 100 listeners for their podcasts The cunts need to get in the real world if this is their biggest worry right now

Mendy at Chelsea

Barely touched him ref! Then again...

Turns out he did, and then some!

Burnley beating Everton. If it stays that way they are probably safe. Bruce's "6 or 7 clubs looking over their shoulder" has turned into "Brighton looking over their shoulder", and not even a whiff of a P45 for him

On it

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45634934

I would hope so Bruce's contract + compo to Sheff Wed would work out at nearly £15mil over 3 seasons. For a fucking championship manager with the worst win stats in premier league history. I struggle to believe we couldn't have found a half decent mercenary manager from abroad for £5mil a season

She's been missing 6 days. Not looking hopeful sadly

Mental isn't it. £2.75mil pa fits with the £4mil figure quoted to pay him off too. He's got 17ish months left on his contract

He's on a decent wedge apparently https://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/1376143/Premier-League-manager-wages-Man-Utd-Arsenal-Chelsea-salaries-detailed-news Ashley probably only expected to pay a few months of his salary before he sold up and fucked off

He played in the Austrian league last season for Salzburg