Kid Dynamite

History repeating itself ffs. Shearer got 8 games to keep us up. Rafa got 10 games. Neither was given long enough to make a difference. We will only have 13 games left after Man U beat us

Aye, the Durham Dales are a total eyesore

Interesting 2 books he's written...

He's not on social media. So I take it his son is showing him a handful of messages from 13 year olds on twitter and this is now a major news story?

Rich energy's Twitter account has 666 followers ffs 😂 Even Fish has more than that

Aye the promenade at Roker is nice now, and there's a new stack further up too. Love Lily's is lush if your'e a fat bastard like me and like your cakes

All the time

I currently have the pleasure of working in the city 2 days a week.

Burnley 2 points behind us with a game in hand. Their next 3 games are Brighton, Palace and West Brom. Heading for 17th place imminently.

We were hopeless. The amount of passes across the back line and back to keeper when we needed a goal was criminal. Shelvey is done as a top level player. I'm at a loss at to why Matty Longstaff doesn't get a game when he's got a bigger engine than any other CM in the squad

It got binned when we moved in together

I might have been stretching it calling her a "porn star" tbh She was in a couple of Norwegian amateur porn films True story though. She worked for Disney in one of the theme parks when I spent 6months over there. Ended up going to a party with her and a few of her mates, did the dirty after and she whipped out a box full of DVD's from under her bed and signed one to give me.

AJ Tye, Chester Le Street CC alumni, being a total shithouse today. You love to see it

Are the boards football hipsters watching the final on tv tonight? Fish?

Wilson has been phenomenal today

If we can get ASM, Wilson, Fraser and Almiron on the pitch at the same time, with Hayden and someone else sitting in, this is a reasonable team if coached properly

He's just a walking, taking cliche. If the takeover was anywhere near happening you would hope Staveley was cranking up the pressure to bring a decent stop gap in

These last 10 seconds are peak Bruce Q - Are you interested in Hamza Choudhury? A- I would never talk about someone else's player..... but yes, he's someone we'd like

Fuck you all. Good film anyway

Had you heard of Kamala Harris before she was announced as Biden's running mate?

Brett Kavanagh. Kamala Harris made her name tearing him a new arsehole when Trump appointed him to the Supreme Court. The other lad is Brock someone or other. Star of the swimming team who got a lighter sentence for rape because he had a lot of potential

Bruce has as good as said Jesse Lingard was his first choice signing this window. Jesus Christ. If he was the big plan to start winning us games then we are fucked.

Promising Young Woman. I thought it was pretty good. I just kept seeing these two as I was watching it