Kid Dynamite

That's not my understanding of it but I'd be lying if I said I knew enough about it to argue. From speaking with an A&E Consultant last week she suggested there's no rhyme nor reason as to who gets very sick and who has mild symptoms and I can;t see it being linked to how long you are stood next to someone with COVID

Aye but that article says you “might” be able to acquire a mutated version of the virus further down the line. Certainly no evidence that anyone in the UK has caught COVID twice

Yeah, but I’m fairly sure that’s not how it works. You don’t get worse AIDS by shagging a carrier more than once

Some Journalist’s really aren’t taking this well

So 12 players in 24 transfer windows since they took over the club. They’ve paid fees for 86 players in that time. 12/86 = 14% of buys cost more than Joelinton Leaving 86% of buys costing less than Joelinton https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/most

I don’t believe so. Im not a virologist, but I’m fairly sure that once you’ve got it, you’ve got it. Your body then produces antibodies and you can’t catch it again.

COVID wards probably the best place for them to work atm! At least they’re not going to give it to any patients

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8233127/Saudis-plot-turn-Newcastle-global-powerhouse-PIF-boss-set-Magpies-chairman.html

Man City’s approach is slightly different to Barca, Real Madrid, Juventus etc Prior to signing Rodri most of their signings cost the same as Joelinton or less. They’ve just signed about 30 for them

How has Gene not had a mention yet. That review of his book on Amazon was gold

https://www.mundodeportivo.com/futbol/fc-barcelona/20200418/48582875149/manchester-united-newcastle-vidal.html We are signing Vidal and Cuadrado once we get Allegri as manager. Unless the club sale falls through, and then Steve Bruce will give Andy Carroll a years extension instead

My Brother in Law is from Maesteg. I've voted

I've lost track of the number of takeovers we've had. Was that quote not pre- PIF involvement?

Creating the vaccine is the easy bit. Thoroughly testing the long term effects of it before rolling it out takes much longer. The last thing we need is another Thalidomide scandal

Literally ask the person with Corona, "who have you spent more than 15mins with at closer than 2m distance", track them down and ask them to self isolate for 14 days

I'm not sure there's a Doctor in the country that will pay any attention to that directive, if it's even real. Looks like the original Lancet paper nailed it btw. There are going to be intermittent lockdowns for the next 12months until a vaccine is found, trialled and approved. The minute you send everyone back to work the transport system is packed like sardines again. We already know that some COVID carriers are asymptomatic, coupled with the fact that 30% of COVID tests produce false negatives. Within 4 weeks you have a nationwide outbreak again and everything gets shut back down. We need to set up contact tracing teams like they did with Ebola in West Africa, and be shit hot on jumping on each and every case, and anyone they've had contact with. This, along with mass testing and some type of antibody flagging system to identify who isn't carrying it anymore, is the only hope we have of getting some normality back before 2021 It also means there's fuck all chance of any of us being at St James Park this year

I don’t clap. I just walk into the street and accept the adulation

Just seen this sorry. I’ll do it off the laptop in the morning. It’s a long article

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/newcastle-united-takeover-saudi-arabia-mike-ashley-amanda-staveley-epl-a9469211.html

2 mad facts in that story 1 - Her Dad created Lightwater Valley 2 - She's got Huntington's disease which will kill her 15-20 years after she develops symptoms

Potentially, within 4 weeks, we can sit back and watch wall to wall football as 90 PL games are broadcast live on telly, along with the Champions League and Europa League latter stages, safe in the knowledge that we are no longer owned by Ashley and that Bruce will be on his way out in the Summer.

At least he laughed it off

I wouldn’t be surprised if the sports direct adverts stay. Especially if Ashley thinks the club will do a Man City in the coming years

How accurate is that list? I struggle to believe Palace and Southampton pay nearly double our wage bill

Yedlin is definitely no worse than Astu or Joelinton. It will be interesting to see if we can sign a marquee player ala Robinho at City. Mertens, Zapata, Hamsik, Rondon, Khoulibaly all possibilities who have worked under Rafa