Kid Dynamite

Aye, but if you’re a fraction offside along with your entire body I’m not sure anyone would mind. Currently your entire body can be onside apart from your armpit hair and goals are being ruled out weekly. The law was brought in to stop strikers having an unfair advantage. Defenders manipulated the law with the offside trap. It makes sense to swing it back in favour of the strikers. It’s supposed to be entertainment. The more goals the better

No, it means if any part of your head or legs is onside, you’re given onside. Even if 90% of your body is offside.

So effectively a player can be a whole stride in front of the last man, as long as the back of his heel is in line with the defender. Class

I can only hope that the add ons to his previous club are around goals scored rather than games played

I challenge you to find one defense of Ashley in any of my posts

When we lose we lose properly like. These have been shite and have done us 4-0 in the 2nd half. I’m officially on the Bruce Out bus now

Surely that was a foul in the build up?

May as well cut our losses with Joelinton now. He’s fucking hopeless

Lazaro at fault for both goals. He needs to be kept as a winger on this showing

Shite defending.

Joelinton in a slow jog to join the attack there ffs

I believe he genuinely didn't realise that clip was a pisstake

He's got a narcissistic personality disorder. He hates any criticism

This is all the more funny because you know it’s exactly the sort of stuff Trump’s ego can’t deal with

Some of the new Score Draw stuff is nice

Aye. Slated in the papers. All her presenting gigs were put on hold. I think I read she was having to sell her house too. Chance to have been pissed on valentines night and done something impulsively. The Sun has already started deleting its old stories.

Fuck sitting at the front

Well that's kind of the opposite of what I said.

The whole fucking social media/reality show/fame clusterfuck in this country is getting worse. The amount of kids we get through A&E daily with suicide attempts because they don't look like they think they should, or some cunt shamed them on Facebook is crazy.

Players don’t tend to dive to head the ball before it’s been kicked

Ok then. It doesn’t need to be planted but we only include from the waist down in offside decisions.

£95k pw if he’s starting games? I call bullshit. Shelvey is our top earner on £80k pw

1. Measure offsides from where the players feet are planted. Removes the ridiculous armpit or hovering knee offsides. 2.There should be clear daylight between the 2 VAR lines, otherwise it’s level. Id also be tempted to say you cant be offside if the ball is played backwards, but that happens so rarely it probably isn’t needed. And the first 2 points would have ensured the goal stood last night anyway. The Offside Law was amended in 1990 to stop some of the stupid offside decisions. We’ve gone backwards with it this season

For the money he’s on it was worth a punt. Although it’s madness if they extend his deal