Kid Dynamite

She's comes across like an arsey GP receptionist man

Because theres a difference between balanced criticism of a young player in a new league, played out of position with balls lumped at his head for 90mins, and the type of school ground hyperbole doing the rounds at the minute pretending he's the worst player we've ever signed, chanting "you're not fit to wear the shirt" and giving him personal abuse on pictures of his family on instagram. I expect it off knackers like Thompers on Twitter, but theres grown blokes on here who should know better.

He's not as bad as people make out. Although he doesn't do himself any favours with efforts like yesterday. I'm also sick of hearing the "he cost twice what Rondon would have". Rondon was asking for £200k+ pw to take him into his mid 30s. There's a reason no one else in the Premier league signed him but blew £15-20mil on Che Adams, Andre Grey and Oli McBurnie instead

https://youtu.be/KEcu4Hha5Us

Neither. He called Shola, Carl Cort

Just seen the West Ham highlights for yesterday. They are taking the piss now. Noble kicks the ground, falls over and VAR refuse to overturn the penalty Then Cresswell 2 foots a player and gets a red card, commentators agree it's the right decision. VAR then makes the ref give him a yellow instead

2 Different scouting reports for Joelinton when he was at Hoffenheim. Both explicitly saying he'd be no use as a direct replacement for Rondon as he isn't a target man.

Well I could dig out some 90minute Hoffenheim games if you would prefer to analyse his pre-NUFC game and contrast with that shitshow today? Have a day off eh?

He looks a different player here. Being asked to play as a target man for 6 months has left him bereft of confidence. Edit: Although in that entire video I'm yet to see him lace a shot. For a bloke as big as him he should be able to take the leather off the ball

Fleetwood play at the 112th biggest stadium in England.

He's on a par with Joselu and Riviere. You'd be disappointed if we spent £6mil on him. He plays a few neat touches occasionally but if he's played through on goal he falls to pieces. His backwards header from 3 yds out was particularly awful today.

But does that mean those that aren't ambivalent are in the wrong? Because there's a few people on here who are so keen on proclaiming their ambivalence, I think they've forgotten what ambivalence means...

No positives, we were awful . At least some of the posters will be happy tonight

We didn't have one before he was injured tbf

Joelinton is not coming back from his performance today. We may as well cut and run on January. Try and get £10mil back for him

Leicester have been average today. We are making them look like World beaters

That is awful

I didnt suggest they are all criminals. Although you already knew that... I work with homeless people daily. Some tragic cases, and of course there's a link to austerity. Certainly some self inflicted cases too. Sorry if that's unpalatable

Working 26th, 27th, 30th, 31st December, then back 3rd January.

Kinnear aside, I'd say on a par with the other two. Happy to be proved otherwise

This is my point. We had 20 shots against Everton. It wasn't all hoofball to Carroll. Willems, Yedlin and Almiron created most of the chances from out wide. Stop making shit up to suit your argument

His last 3 big injuries at West Ham were all the same ankle. He's not injured it again since she surgery. Time will tell but hopefully it's sorted

Cos he was injury prone. He said in an interview recently that a bodged surgery which blighted his career was rectified recently however, so hopefully we will get a couple of seasons out of him. Andy Carroll is the best in the league at what he does. We don't play to his strengths though. Not sure why Almiron isn't closer to him, playing on the shoulder of the last man and gambling on every flick on. Aye its route one stuff, but it worked wonders for Shearer and Bellamy.

Oh I've no doubt he was a cheap option. But he was also our best attacking threat on Saturday and looks our best chance of scoring up front. Just to clarify, are you saying he's crap?

I stand corrected.