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Clutching at straws, but if Leicester met his release clause the club may legally have to allow Perez to leave, takeover or not

I asked for a PHOTO!!!!

https://amp.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/03/new-jersey-teen-judge-court-good-family?utm_term=Autofeed&CMP=twt_b-gdnnews&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true Judge invented his own definition of rape, then dismissed the defendants text message saying he had raped someone as banter.

This is the slow realisation I'm coming to. Even when he sells, we won't be rid of him. Look at the court cases involving Rangers. He will keep his claws in the club shops and ground advertising at the very least. I wouldnt be surprised if he keeps the ground lease or badge copyright or some shit as well

If Rafa was still here I'd be over the knot with £30mil. I'm more pissed off that we are selling players before we have a manager and when we are supposedly in the middle of selling the club

Looks like Martinez is first choice https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football/9423430/mike-ashley-roberto-martinez-newcastle/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

I thought Joselu was close to signing for Alaves or someone like that? We will literally have Gayle and Gayle on the books up front. Every other club will know we are desperate and double the price of their striker for sale

If we sell £50mil worth of footballers in Perez and Longstaff you can guarantee the club isn't getting sold.

So that's Rondon, Diame, Kenedy, Perez and possibly Longstaff out, and no fuckers in

Dalian have Carrasco and Hamsik playing for them, and are nearly finished a £250mil training complex too

Dalian looks canny BTW. On the beach, plenty going on, "Hong Kong of the North" according to lonely planet. https://www.lonelyplanet.com/china/liaoning/dalian £36mil after tax to live in a nice city in a new culture. No brainer

Cattermole released

£12mil is cheap for a proven goalscorer. £15mil at least In a separate note, Rashford is now getting paid £250k pw at Man United

Everyone wants to come to Chester Le Street

It's a fake tweet. Every official club tweet is tagged #NUFC

Aye, more rumours now that Ashley wants £350mil + his £100mil loan repaid + advertising and merchandising rights for Sports Direct. Apparently rangers were making 4p for every £1 spent in their club shops under Ashley

Not sure. Blyth's are £215 though and it's a much better ground to go to

Gateshead's new walk out tune for the season

Johnson is the slightly better choice of the 2. I think he probably wants to stay aligned with the EU. He's also dim, in spite of his accent and education. Hunt is just a nasty bastard and clever to boot

My cousin is a Wycombe wanderers fan. He has a bet on every game through an online account, just accumulating winnings as he goes. He was £12 up at the end of the season. He whacked the lot on 1 spin on of an online slot and won £20k

Suggestions that Rafa had still hoped to negotiate a deal before Ashley decided to make the announcement today

So how is this going to affect the squad? Rondon, Diame and Kenedy already gone. Perez and Hayden both actively pushing for an exit Dubravka, Schar, Lascelles, Lejeuene, Almiron, Shelvey, Richie etc. all good enough to play for clubs higher up the league. And the transfer window shuts in less than 6 weeks

Ashley will be careful not to hire a manager that will keep him as much trouble as Rafa next time. The job remit is to keep us in the league, and to balance the books.£25mil per window, no upgrades to the ground, academy or training ground. Maximum output for minimum input. Just like his Sports Direct stores

Takeover clearly nowhere near as well

Absolute cunts