Kid Dynamite

For any locals that aren't aware... Vue cinema in Gateshead centre is only £4.99 in for any film, any time, any day. Fuck paying £12 a ticket at the metro centre

Thats a different Sheikh Khalid. Mitch from NUST (who lives in the middle east) has written a piece in the chronicle this morning

I never realised 3rd last in Bundesliga plays 3rd top in Bundesliga 2, to see who is promoted/relegated

Worth it just to compound the Mackems misery yesterday

Some serious cognitive dissonance going on in relation to this fella not actually proving he has any cash when trying to buy Liverpool.

I'm perfectly chilled Are you?

Stavely and Kenyon suggests no

The lass shitting in the pool has nowt on this genius

After my initial excitement has waned I have 3 concerns 1 - This Sheikh is a bullshitter (thats why his Liverpool bid failed apparently) 2 - If he's genuine, then Ashley fucks it up by demanding merch rights 3 - If we get past both of those points then the Premier League refuse the sale as they don't want 2 Man City's ruining the league At least we topped off the worst day in the Mackems living memory yesterday, even if it comes to nowt

Phileas Fogg did an extra hot tortillas in the 90s. They literally burned your mouth. Got banned in the end cos they were full of GM shit

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_League_Centenary_Tournament

Twice in the same season

I've been in Walmarts over there where they genuinely have shotguns and rifles lined up next to tennis racquets in the sporting goods section

It's made up anyway I think. True sentiment though

One of the promoted clubs would surely be interested? If not I'd rather have Gayle off the bench than Joselu. He's fine as a backup striker

Fuck that. It's the FA Cup final. You give 100% until the final whistle, you don't knock it about for the last 20mins in case you upset someone. Watfords back line was playing on the half way line for half of the goals. They were fucking hopeless and deserved to get tonked

Deadlock as in Rafa wants to improve the club as a whole and compete, and Ashley doesn't.

Buy one of these http://www.romapass.it/ Citywide travel pass and it also gets you into the queue jump for the Coliseum which will save you half a day

Damage limitation tbh, and they get zero respect from me because without the negative press they would have been producing more episodes for years to come

Given we have a net spend of £1mil pa over the last 3 seasons, there's no chance we will get £50mil net spend. More likely we will sell Shelvey, Perez and Hayden for £50mil+ and Rafa will get that to reinvest. Clark, Joselu, Elliott, Diame, Kenedy all likely leaving the squad too so we will be looking light on numbers

How much did he make transferring the Strawberry Lane land owned by the club into his own name and selling it off?

Dwight Gayle saying goodbye to West Brom fans on Twitter. Apparently he has no desire to play in the Championship next season. Which is a shame as he clearly can't cut it in the Premier league but will get championship promotion chasers 20+goals every season.

Crazy. The clubs are getting 6000 tickets each apparently. And the cheapest trips are £1000 return

I also got the following question wrong. "Is it acceptable to put your arm around a colleague if they are very upset?" I said yes. Turns out that makes you a sex pest

Biazarrely I completed my NHS online equality and diversity training today. One of the questions was "if you overhear an NHS colleague saying "I'm sick of all these African's coming over here, they shouldn't get free healthcare" what should you do?" The answer surprisingly wasn't "report the racist twat", but to tell them it made you feel uncomfortable and if they continue being racist to consider reporting it