Kid Dynamite

Pretty sure it's a lass

That's my bedtime reading

Isak gone right up in my estimation. 2 goals and straight in for a scrap to defend Gordon

Any player at a big club will be CL cup tied during this window tbf

No brainer. Only 30. Proven goal scorer. Cheap fee

As people have said previously, the club just needs to follow the suit of Arsenal and Man Utd. "St James Park sponsored by Saudi Air". A sponsored pre-season trip to the Gulf. A couple of loans from the Saudi league in key positions. I wouldn't be selling our best player unless absolutely necessary. Tonali might be good, but I'm yet to be convinced he's Bruno's successor

Between the £25mil per season SELA deal, £15mil CL money, £160mil TV/4th place money, £30mil a season coming from the new Adidas deal, £7.5mil a season from Noon.com, I struggle to believe there is zero wiggle room with FFP for new players.

The "Howay" and "Cheer up Peter Reid" signs man We've been a basket case of a club over the years, but these nee chance we would take the piss out of SBR or Keegan in our own fucking ground to please the idiots down the road

Sharing/referencing an article quite literally the opposite of making something up

https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2024/01/03/exclusive-newcastle-look-at-premier-league-director-of-football-as-possible-replacement-for-dan-ashworth/ Apparebtly we are eyeing up Brentford's DOF as Ashworth's replacement. He's a Geordie too. Sounds like Ashworth is as good as gone

Are we literally just making stuff up now?

Whoever pulled together that 2man shortlist needs a pay rise!

Nope, still 11. You skipped game 8

Cross has a very slappable face

No, but lose to Sunderland, Villa and City (and the last 2 are odds on) and he's lost 10 from the last 11. Thats sacking form for a lot of clubs. I also worry that we are 80% owned by a silent majority. Fuck knows what PIF are thinking edit- everyone just said that!

I can't bear the thought of Klopp or Arteta winning the league mind. Hope Spurs, City or Villa keep their form up. Although Villa won't shut up about it for the next 40 years if they win something

It's the old Fergie trick. Klopp moans and gesticulates about every single fucking decision game after game and in the post match interviews, whipping the crowd up as he goes. Referees end up shit scared to make a wrong decision and start giving the 50/50s Liverpools way. The biggest fucking joke is that the PGMOL have released a statement explaining why Joelinton wasn't given a yellow card yesterday. And that wasn't even in the top 5 worst decisions and had zero impact on the outcome of the game. Nowt said about the 2 wrongly awarded penalties

What is it you think a physiotherapist actually does (hint)

9 losses in 13. Villa and City next. Likely to be 11th or 12th by then. Howe worked miracles with the squad last season, but we are carrying a good 10 players who need moving out ASAP

You've said it. If the head physio misses the issue, doesn't make a specialist referral or ask for a scan, and then 2 games later Botman blows his knee out, whose fault is it? It's all conjecture anyway. But Botman clearly isn't happy and then our head physio leaves his post the same day...

Where do you even start with that game? - Some of our defending was woeful - Worst Xg to concede since Xg began - It was noticeable that fewer of our attacks broke down with Almiron on the bench - What is the actual point in VAR? 2 dives 5yds after the ball had gone and both given as penalties. Have the rules of the game been re written to say it's a non-contact sport in the box? We are fucking desperate for a CF, CDM and RW. Minimum

What the actual fuck man. I give up

Honestly man. Livramento and Schar stood still