ChezGiven

Written pre-crisis and based on the 2005 accounts, so not that relevant really.

What a twit ..... a woo.

Any Californian under a tenner should do the job. Listen to the froggy snob! I mean genuinely taste like Ribena. Think Alan Rickman in Bottle Shock.

Upside down ticket? Walking to the north-east corner and not realising which direction he was travelling in and how the stadium is orientated in relation to that. 'You're in Newcastle (not Gateshead) and you've got your back to the river, which direction are you travelling in?' If you dont know the answer to that, you've got ovaries. I don't remember him saying he arrived by boat, like. He arrived wearing his hair in bunches and short skirt by the sound of things.

That analysis from swissramble (based on an experts view of the accounts with no affinity for or against the club) made me look at things differently.

Upside down ticket? Walking to the north-east corner and not realising which direction he was travelling in and how the stadium is orientated in relation to that. 'You're in Newcastle (not Gateshead) and you've got your back to the river, which direction are you travelling in?' If you dont know the answer to that, you've got ovaries.

Any Californian under a tenner should do the job.

Is Henda a lass?

White wine is gay, red wine is ok.

I've only recently acquired the taste for White, having had some good stuff at the Mother-in-law's. I've started craving cock- coincidence? It could be the cause or the effect. I'm a big fan of the 2009 Pouilly Fuissé from the Vergisson terroir, the Verget vintage has a stunning creamy vanilla oak taste.

More than a hint of lavendar about drinking pinot grigio but that would never stop me from having a few glasses. Its one of those wines where even the cheap stuff is ok. A non-fruity wine for fruity men.

Any news on Barton?

I was mortal like. Red wine and vodka mortal too, not a great mix.

Paris, Texas Kept expecting the bloke out of Quantum Leap to speak to Ziggy the computer. Beautiful film.

Carr may have scouted Tiote but i dont think you can say he scouted Ben Arfa. One of the biggest names in French football, with a huge reputation, not all of it good.

Not Moussa Sow? Top scorer in the league with 16. Gervinho only has 11. Nar, Hazard is more of Ben Arfa type than a striker, butr he's just a kid and he's Belgium's best player, lower centre of gravity, nee wonder Chelsea were after him. I had a bet on Lille about a year ago, watched the game on BET365, he got the ball off the keeper skinned half the team and got a last minute winner, he stuck out like a sore thumb that aside and he was only 18 then. Lille could win the french league this season like, absolutely pivotal game for them the neet against Lyon though. Sow got another last night, a Nolan-esque conversion inside the 6 yard box.

Fantastic player, not arsed if he's a prick.

You're kidding!?

No way of viewing the iplayer but am happy to rely on the unbiased objective analysis of our TT regulars

Candidate for spanner or wrong'un debate.

The Dave Sitek remix of I follow rivers was quite good.

Just the team that comes 18th surely? If Wigan and West Brom dont win another game, its all about the points total that the next team up gets. West Ham and Wolves had good results, hence me wondering about the 18th placed total.

Would love to go somewhere exotic but the bairns too wee for that malarkey. Having a week at the end of March to see the Stockholm branch of the family. As we will be 5 adults and 4 children cant really stay with wor kid so have just rented an apartment in Sodermalm for a week. Cost about the same as 2 flights to Australia.

Its going over 40 imo. 41 points for 18th place this year. Thats a win-win as if its not that many, its better for us. Was impressed by West Ham yesterday anyway, given themselves a bit of hope.