PaddockLad

Wifi at at Etihad is fuckin AMAZING 🤩 I knew we’d get twatted as soon as you posted this, your in built off hand confidence is very endearing but unlike any other NUFC supporter I’ve ever come across. I hope you didn’t get a valentines ride last night and that your hoverboard has run out of charge when you wanted to nip out for the bread and milk, ya cunt 😑

So todays journey to Manchester via our friends at Cross Country is infinitely worse than last weeks abomination… there are people refusing to get up from booked seats everywhere. Am fairly certainly am about to see a fight right in front of me between two couples around my age…. I can’t beleive the cunts who aren’t moving, talk about no shame 😑

Nicholas Jackson out for two months for Chelsea too. Not that he’s brilliant but have they got anyone else to lead the line? (Am not watching, we’re on season 21/28 of Silent Witness )

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-14398809/Premier-League-CRISIS-legal-Manchester-City-sponsorship.html

Actually @LondonBlue things are looking up this weekend

Good darts tastemeister

Puma suedes are a classic shoe. I understand that news may have not got through to Ballykissangel just yet though

Well, if I may say so, it wasn’t me who posted “CHEAP SHIT HERE, THIS WAY PLEASE” was it??

Paddy Barclay has died, lots of cunts saying what a good cunt he was. Feel free to use this space to give your own thoughts and impressions of the cunt, whether you agree with those cunts saying he was indeed a good cunt or not. I especially think our very own @Howmanheyman may like to share his memories of him and the other cunts on the popular Sunday morning skysports show “Sunday Supplement”; whether the cunts provided valuable insight into the issues in the game or whether they were just a bunch of self aggrandising jumped up soporifically boring CUNTS who’s opinions should’ve been and indeed were treated like tomorrows fish and chip paper. RIP Paddy, ya cunt

Not a good start to the weekend on here for you old son

Brighton 1345 on Sunday 2nd March

In other news, Zelenskyy has to beg to be at the negotiating table which will decide the future of the country of which he is the democratically elected president… Its over. Hell is empty, all the devils are now here…

McConnell can absolutely go fuck himself

This is how it’s a news story, Robbie fuckin Gibb. His brothers are turning in their fuckin graves as we speak 😑 https://www.theguardian.com/media/article/2024/jul/21/bbc-tory-witch-hunt-lewis-goodall-newsnight-journalist?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Slot showing himself to be Klopp V 2.0 when under pressure. Imagine if him or Legoheed had to put up with the hand ball decision in Paris last season…

Britpop was whatever Steve Lamacq and half a dozen record execs say it was… got to disagree with @Kitman the roses and the las were around a long time before the new breed came through in the 90s…

Imagine resting the entire team at the weekend getting knocked out the cup by PLYMOUTH and still not winning on the Wednesday? Everton taught the mackems everything they know…they’d give a kidney to stop Liverpool winning the title

7 minutes into 5 minutes added on

Everton take the lead then concede 4.37 nano seconds later

So the “HELLO TO ALL FELLOW CUNTS ON TOONTASTIC.NET #STANDUPWIPERSARESCUM” banner will be approximately in the position indicated by the arrow below

Imagine lots are waiting for tomorrow when pot 2 & pot 1 can apply and get seats together

My brother had a little black Fiat Fiorino van back in the day (it was known as “the Batmobile” as he had a Batman sticker sun visor thing, this dates it to the Keaton/Burton effort circa 1989 ) and he’d often come and pick me and others up on Sundays from where we’d collapsed the night before…this one blazing hot summer morning I opened the rear doors ready for transportation to a shower abd breaksfast chez nous and it FUCKIN STANK of the farmers daughter he’d rifled in its confines the night before ☺️✊🏻

The electorate are one thing, those who should care are being threatened with the end of their careers if they speak out. They’re threatening the GOP & the entire Washington political machine with personal and corporate destruction if they’re opposed in any significant way because that’s been Trump’s tactics all his life; threats, intimidation, use of leverage… what does that remind you of?…. Apparently this is the future if they comply with what’s currently being done… https://www.foreignaffairs.com/united-states/path-american-authoritarianism-trump

You need some Taylor Parkes in your life… https://thequietus.com/opinion-and-essays/anniversary/blur-parklife-anniversary-review/